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You can't trick The Universe - it's like Santa Claus that way.
— Tracy McMillan
I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danced. I had a ten-gallon hat. It was quite absurd.
— Peter Dinklage
The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus,
— Jude Wanniski
Reading is one of the best ways to bond with your child. Bond this Christmas with "It's Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus
— Soraya Diase Coffelt
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.
— Milton Berle
Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to do it, but it's just not real.
— Floyd Landis
So Santa Claus is bogus but Grim Reapers are the genuine article. What does that say about the world?
— Mindee Arnett
Prayer is not adult letters written to Santa Claus, and God is not some parent-like figure up in the sky who's going to take care of us.
— John Shelby Spong
Holy Santa Claus shit, Nic!
— Kathryn Perez
The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.
— Patti Page
God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.
— H.L. Mencken
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
— Steven Wright
Grandmother's knee is a wonderful place to learn about the Bible, ghosts, and even Santa Claus, but a mighty poor place to learn about history.
— L.B. Taylor Jr.
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
— Dennis Franz
God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.
— Oliver Markus
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!
— Francis Pharcellus Church
Like Santa Claus. You adults pretend he doesn't exist, but we know that he really does.
— Orson Scott Card
Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
— Dick Gregory
All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes.
— Maud Lindsay
Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.
— Annie Dillard
I felt like a kid at Santa Claus's funeral.
— David Gerrold
