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Best Travel Agent Quotes By Steven Wright: Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to

Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? — Steven Wright

Best Travel Agent Quotes By L.Douglas Muncy: Fiction is the poor persons travel agent.

Fiction is the poor persons travel agent. — L.Douglas Muncy

Best Travel Agent Quotes By Charles Stross: I can get you a cheaper ticket if

I can get you a cheaper ticket if you let me amputate your legs: I can even take your thighs as a deposit, said the travel agent. — Charles Stross

Best Travel Agent Quotes By Bill Maher: I love trains. It's the only way to

I love trains. It's the only way to travel anymore where it doesn't involve a TSA agent slowly tracing the curve of my inner thigh. — Bill Maher

Best Travel Agent Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: A travel agent told I could spend 7

A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights. — Rodney Dangerfield

Best Travel Agent Quotes By David Loman: A travel agent had someone ask for an

A travel agent had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. — David Loman

Best Travel Agent Quotes By Stelios Haji-Ioannou: The whole concept of the travel agent is

The whole concept of the travel agent is absurd. They appear to be agents of the traveller but are actually agents of the airlines. — Stelios Haji-Ioannou

Best Travel Agent Quotes By Mary Lou Williams: I wonder what an agent would do if

I wonder what an agent would do if he had to travel with the band he's booking. — Mary Lou Williams