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Girls like poems better than dead dragons and magic swords,
— Peter S. Beagle
There's a lot of people saying we'd be better off dead. I don't feel like a satan but I guess I am ... keep on rockin' the free world.
— Neil Young
Yes, that is the equality of man. Slaughter anybody who is better than you are, and then we shall be equal soon enough. All equally dead.
— T.H. White
I hope you feel better today. Please ring me at work if you are dead.
— Jaclyn Moriarty
Any live man is better than any dead man but no live or dead man is very much better than any other live or dead man
— William Faulkner
Perhaps it's better if I live in your heart, where the world can't see me. If I'm dead, there will be no stain on our love.
— Greta Garbo
it's better to be embarrassed than dead.
— Brandon Sanderson
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
— George S. Kaufman
Better cranky and alive than cheerful and dead.
— Seanan McGuire
I was beginning to agree with the thesis that some truths were better off dead.
And buried. — Simona Panova
And buried. — Simona Panova
Whatever you do,strive to do it so well that no man living and no man dead and no man yet to be born could do it any better.
— Benjamin E. Mays
It is better to fall among crows than flatterers; for those devour only the dead - these the living.
— Antisthenes
Blue draped an arm over his cold neck. There wasn't really anything to say to make being dead better.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Isn't it better to die while you're alive than to live the life of a dead person?
— Emmanuel Carrere
Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh? (Orik) (Eldest) (Page 207)
— Christopher Paolini
Flea brain, got a hole in her head. If she wasn't good looking, she'd be better off dead.
— Gene Vincent
See? Even dead she makes me a better whatever-the-hell it is I am. A less stupid person. A more considerate monster.
— Richard Kadrey
Better be alive and wrong than dead and right. He had no choice but to be suspicious.
— Tiffany Snow
I want to lie down on the bench then, or better yet, on the grass, rest on something living and see if I can hear the dead underneath.
— Elizabeth Scott
It is sometimes better to be a dead man than a live woman.
— Matilda Joslyn Gage
Better a live dog than a dead lion.
— Steven Barnes
Kill every enemy twice, Wilky said. Better than gettin' shot by a soldier pretending to be dead.
— Joseph Bruchac
If the leader is a good man he will be liked and if he's not, he won't, and if he is a good man and a bad leader then he is better off dead.
— Bernard Cornwell
There were times that Nathan felt the world would be better off if he were dead. It seemed to him that it would be penance for his sins.
— Belinda G. Buchanan
When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!
— Colin Mochrie
We would all be better off dead, useless eaters of the lotus that we are.
— Michael Moorcock
They can't give a Nobel to someone who's dead so I think they were probably thinking they had better give it to me now before I popped off.
— Doris Lessing
Better off dead than giving in; not taking what you want.
— Carol Ann Duffy
Other things are probably better off left alone. Like a dead mouse at the back of a cupboard.
— John Boyne
The dead know nothing, but they are better off than fools.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
You ask Why to a lot of things and you wind up very unhappy indeed, if you keep at it. The poor girl's better off dead
— Ray Bradbury
If a man must make excuses for himself, continually argue with himself that he is a man, then he is better off dead.
— Elmore Leonard
I've developed into quite a swan. I'm one of those people that will probably look better and better as I get older - until I drop dead of beauty.
— Rufus Wainwright
Alive is better than dead. Always.
— Darren Shan
It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is better still to be a live lion. And usually easier.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Perhaps it is better to be a machine that does its duty than a flesh-and-blood person who will not, for a dead truth is better than a live falsehood.
— L. Frank Baum
If my children will live a better life than I did by my getting brain damage, by my being brain dead, then let it be.
— Mike Tyson
Once you go dead, there's no one better in bed!" ~ Cat
— Jeaniene Frost
Out here, it's better safe than sorry, because generally speaking, too much of the time sorry means you're dead.
— Patricia C. Wrede
But, Isobel thought with a bleak and sad smile, what better place to bury what was dead than in a cemetery?
— Kelly Creagh
The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.
— Ozzy Osbourne
It's better to get a rosebud while you're alive than a whole bouquet after you're dead.
— Home Run Baker
The damned bitch has questions to answer. So she better not be dead. She can save that for when we've done.
— Shehanne Moore
I tell you old and young are better than tired middle-aged, nothing is so dead dead-tired, dead every way as middle-aged.
— Gertrude Stein
The dead can forgive. The dead can be forgiven. The rest of us have better things to do. (Monza Murcatto)
— Joe Abercrombie
A slander is like a hornet; if you cannot kill it dead at the first blow, better not to strike at it.
— Josh Billings
It's better to talk about a dead hero than a living zero
— Umar Hassan
Sin doesn't make us bad, sin makes us dead. The gospel doesn't make us better, the gospel makes us alive.
— Louie Giglio
Better naked and alive than decent and dead, I thought.
— Zoe Marriott
Crazy is such a misunderstood term. I like to think that I march to the beat of my own drummer.
— Eva Sloan
A living gale is better than a dead calm.
— Carolyn Wells
They didn't know being dead is only being asleep, and you're bound to wake up somewhere or other, either where you go to sleep or some better place.
— E. Nesbit
Better to be the hireling of a stranger, and serve a man of mean estate whose living is but small, than be the ruler over all these dead and gone.
— Homer
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
— Curtis Armstrong
The heretic is always better dead. And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
— George Bernard Shaw
If I had known the world was ending, I'd have brought better books.
— The Walking Dead