Biscuit Quotes
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Biscuit Quotes & Sayings
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You STUPID stupid girl. Honestly, you have done some stupid stupid things in your time, but this takes the biscuit of stupidity.
— Louise Rennison
I grinned. I'm anybody's for a cuppa and a biscuit.
— David Stuart Davies
Going to college don't make you from somewhere, any more than a cat born in an over can call itself a biscuit.
— Laura Lippman
What's it like here?There's a biscuit factory next door. We get the broken ones. — Hiedi Thomas Jennifer Worth
Have a biscuit, Potter.
— J.K. Rowling
It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles to open a biscuit tin. Why?
— Ken Bates
Lying on his back, Jess kicked furiously at the windshield. Damn. It. Break. Already. You. Sorry. Son. Of. A. Biscuit. Eating. Cat.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Every ruin is packed like a biscuit box.
— Dorothy Dunnett
I'm really disappointed about how you've turned out, shouted Mum like Beth was a slightly burnt biscuit.
— Karen Foxlee
You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that.
— Peter Kay
Whats up home skillet, biscuit.
— Ali Cooper
Hope is all that keeps us going sometimes, biscuit
— Cassandra Clare
If you got the devil to pay, he'll want extra red-eye on his biscuit. He always do.
— Randy Thornhorn
He's a tough little son of a biscuit eater. (Bubba)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
You got to risk it if you want the biscuit.
— Len Goodman
I worked the morning biscuit line at Hardee's.
— Joni Ernst
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millett's
— Half Man Half Biscuit
I describe Soldiers And Sisterhood as the literary equivalent of a chocolte biscuit - all the fun and and none of the calories.
— Andrew Nicholson
I've tried praying. It gives me comfort. But not as much as a cup of tea and a ginger nut biscuit.
— Steven Herrick
Bad habit, lunch. A banana and a water biscuit is all any sane healthy man should need in the middle of the day.
— Agatha Christie
From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.
— Chetan Bhagat
Miss Trudie said, "Well, like my momma used to say, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This takes the cake.
— Dorothea Benton Frank
Weetabix - a British cereal biscuit whose taste and texture are generally thought to be improved by the addition of monkey come.
— Christopher Moore
Complaining doesn't butter the biscuit" -Agatha Swanburne
— Maryrose Wood
Lord Emsworth could conceive of no way in which Freddie could be of value to a dog-biscuit firm, except possibly as a taster.
— P.G. Wodehouse
You can play jacks, and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. Oh, Oh, dog Biscuit, and when he is happy he doesn't get snappy.
— Dutch Schultz
It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
— Karl Pilkington
WPC Buchan might not know much about art, but she knew what gave her the fucking willies, and these things took the hairy biscuit.
— Stuart MacBride
Cruise the diamond district with my biscuit.
— Lil' Kim
I've two huge German shepherds who are my boys. They're called Biscuit and Buster, and I love them to bits.
— Martin Compston
The words issuing from her lips like crumbs of dry biscuit.
— Virginia Woolf
A biscuit in the States is something you would put gravy on with dinner, and it's not sweet in the least!
— Stephan Pastis
You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
— Jimmy Fallon
No one knew she cried in the night for Lyle and her lost happiness, that under that biscuit crust exterior she was all butter grief and hunger.
— Dorothy Allison
Sin on a hot biscuit.
— Sara Wolf
Do not, as you value the health and happiness of those who sit at your table, place before them hot leavened bread or biscuit.
— Sarah Josepha Hale
If something's worth doing, then it's worth doing properly, even if it is only offering a biscuit with a cup of tea.
— Hazel Gaynor
If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit
— Clement Freud
I owe my first inkling of the problem of infinity to a large biscuit tin that was a source of vertiginous mystery during my childhood.
— Jorge Luis Borges
They grieved for those who perished with the cutter, and also for the biscuit casks and butter.
— George Gordon Byron
