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Blender Quotes By Joss Whedon: Science fiction is like a blender - you

Science fiction is like a blender - you can put in any historical experience and take influences from everything you see, read or experience. — Joss Whedon

Blender Quotes By Andrea Gibson: They're telling you to blend in,like you've never

They're telling you to blend in,
like you've never seen how a blender works,
like they think you've never seen the mess from the blade. — Andrea Gibson

Blender Quotes By Wayne White: Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those

Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender. — Wayne White

Blender Quotes By Christopher Moore: Okey dokey, fire up the blender, let's make

Okey dokey, fire up the blender, let's make a furry-flurry smoothie out of that squirrel! — Christopher Moore

Blender Quotes By Richelle Mead: Plus it'll give you a chance to get

Plus it'll give you a chance to get us a wedding present. We're not registered anywhere, but we could seriously use some china and a blender. — Richelle Mead

Blender Quotes By Yotam Ottolenghi: A food processor, or even one of those

A food processor, or even one of those small bowls that fit on a stick blender, is a real treasure. No, that's not an overstatement. — Yotam Ottolenghi

Blender Quotes By Adam LiVecchi: Trying to figure some people out would be

Trying to figure some people out would be like trying to put an elephant in a blender. — Adam LiVecchi

Blender Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: Having a 2 year old is like having

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for. — Jerry Seinfeld

Blender Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: A two-year old is kind of like having

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. — Jerry Seinfeld

Blender Quotes By Steven Wright: I plugged my phone in where the blender

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh ... " — Steven Wright

Blender Quotes By Holly Goldberg Sloan: All reality, I decide, is a blender where

All reality, I decide, is a blender where hopes and dreams are mixed with fear and despair. Only — Holly Goldberg Sloan

Blender Quotes By Anonymous: It made a sound," Carl says. "Can you

It made a sound," Carl says. "Can you describe it?" "Ever put a harmonica in a blender?" "No." "Then no, I can't describe it," he says. — Anonymous

Blender Quotes By Holly Goldberg Sloan: All reality is a blender where hopes and

All reality is a blender where hopes and dreams are mixed with fear and despair. — Holly Goldberg Sloan

Blender Quotes By Homer: Being eaten by a crocodile is just like

Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep ... in a giant blender. — Homer

Blender Quotes By Walter Mosley: Oster blender. I poured that concoction into a

Oster blender. I poured that concoction into a griddle of sizzling butter, then sprinkled diced strawberries on the wet side. Three — Walter Mosley

Blender Quotes By Daniel Nayeri: Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling

Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender! — Daniel Nayeri

Blender Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys

My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio. — Rodney Dangerfield

Blender Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to get a job naming kitchen

I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er". — Mitch Hedberg

Blender Quotes By Julie Jaret: The lawnmower sounded like bottle caps in a

The lawnmower sounded like bottle caps in a blender. — Julie Jaret

Blender Quotes By Ari Bach: last year he managed to disguise himself as

last year he managed to disguise himself as an industrial food blender to avoid detection during a recent raid. — Ari Bach

Blender Quotes By Margaret Chapman: I use quite a bit in my kitchen,

I use quite a bit in my kitchen, but the one thing that's an absolute must would have to be my high-speed blender. — Margaret Chapman

Blender Quotes By Jhonen Vasquez: Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full

Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me. — Jhonen Vasquez

Blender Quotes By Lorna Luft: I was born in a blender.

I was born in a blender. — Lorna Luft

Blender Quotes By Steven Squyres: We're stunned by the diversity of rocks. This

We're stunned by the diversity of rocks. This stuff looks like it was put into a blender. — Steven Squyres

Blender Quotes By Kush Desai: Politics and friendships are like oil and water,

Politics and friendships are like oil and water, you need a really good blender to make them work. — Kush Desai

Blender Quotes By Brenna Yovanoff: Their lead guitar sounded like what would happen

Their lead guitar sounded like what would happen if someone wedged a traffic accident into a blender. — Brenna Yovanoff

Blender Quotes By Randall Munroe: But what kind of person makes tea in

But what kind of person makes tea in a blender? — Randall Munroe

Blender Quotes By Albert Brooks: Getting older is a lot of fun. Right

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender. — Albert Brooks

Blender Quotes By Itzhak Perlman: I'm just a one-instrument player. I have been

I'm just a one-instrument player. I have been known to play a blender, but I basically play - just play the violin. — Itzhak Perlman

Blender Quotes By Erma Bombeck: You become about as exciting as your food

You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home. — Erma Bombeck

Blender Quotes By Christina Lauren: My mind is a blender, coherent thoughts are

My mind is a blender, coherent thoughts are chopped and killed. — Christina Lauren

Blender Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Have you ever wanted to put your head

Have you ever wanted to put your head in a blender and turn on the liquefy switch? (Tate) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Blender Quotes By Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin: without forgiveness, we'd all be walking this Earth

without forgiveness, we'd all be walking this Earth angry and alone, and I think that would really suck. — Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin

Blender Quotes By Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin: The key to a good relationship is forgiveness,

The key to a good relationship is forgiveness, because without it we're all completely screwed. — Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin