B'nai Mitzvah Quotes
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B'nai Mitzvah Quotes & Sayings
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I hope I did it the way my peers did it before me. I didn't do anything but try to play hard.
— Karl Malone
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
— Demetri Martin
Even in 2014, when romance heroes are as varied as their genre, somewhere in them you can still always find the alpha male.
— Sarah MacLean
Well, when I was 13, for my bar mitzvah I received my first typewriter. And that was special.
— R.L. Stine
Who could be interested in the fate of a murderer, but the hangman who would gain his fee?
— Mary Shelley
I'm not a boy now. I'm a man, I hope. I hope I've had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere.
— Jeremy Piven
I was the - my trendsetting moment was my bar mitzvah had the first, like, temporary tattoo guy.
— Evan Goldberg
If you're not careful, the Internet will gobble up your entire life.
— Teresa Medeiros
This is hands down the biggest, most exciting thing I've ever been involved with in my life. I can only compare it to my Bar Mitzvah.
— Shia Labeouf
I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
— Billy Crystal
Everyone has their own calling, but not everyone is looking for the phone, or either they missed the call, or just not answered it.
— Anthony Liccione
Being a writer in Hollywood is like going to Hitler's Eagle Nest with a great idea for a bar mitzvah.
— David Mamet
The comment quieted the room, like a sudden shout of "Who wants extra bacon?" at a bar mitzvah.
— Brandon Sanderson
It is a great mitzvah to be happy always.
— Nachman Of Breslov
It's scary to do new things. What's even more scary is always doing the same thing.
— Lisa M. Cronkhite
I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.
— Maureen Lipman
Anyone informed that the universe is expanding and contracting in pulsations of eighty billion years has a right to ask. What's in it for me?
— Peter De Vries
Theo, Celery doesn't think you should invite Lulu to your hypothetical Bar Mitzvah.
— Gitty Daneshvari
If a girl comes to me first for a prom or a bar mitzvah and she likes the way she looks and her boyfriend likes the way she looks, she'll come back.
— Betsey Johnson
With a gun stuck in your mouth and the barrel of the gun between your teeth, you can only talk in vowels. We're
— Chuck Palahniuk
Mitzvah" is Hebrew for "colossal pain in the ass.
— Jesse Andrews
A mitzvah that costs money is worth more than one that costs nothing.
— Nachman Of Breslov
I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.
— Jesse Eisenberg
I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult.
— Hayden Schlossberg
I'm over the hill for come-on lines. On a quiet day, I can hear my liver rotting. For exercise, I fall down. ~ Clete
— James Lee Burke
Underground, as Scarlet suggested." "You're not a mole," said Scarlet. "You can't just go underground. Where will you go? What will
— Marissa Meyer
