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Bumper Sticker Quotes By Don DeLillo: Their bumper sticker read GUN CONTROL IS MIND

Their bumper sticker read GUN CONTROL IS MIND CONTROL. In situations like this, you want to stick close to people in right-wing fringe groups. — Don DeLillo

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Ashleigh Brilliant: If you can't learn to do it well,

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Bertrand Russell: The more you complain the longer God lets

The more you complain the longer God lets you live — Bertrand Russell

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: The only person I compete with is Satan.

The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the way? You're standing in Christ's spot. — Shannon L. Alder

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Natasha Friend: If my mother were a bumper sticker, she

If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT? — Natasha Friend

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Darynda Jones: Genius has its limitations.Insanity ... not so much

Genius has its limitations.
Insanity ... not so much -Bumper Sticker — Darynda Jones

Bumper Sticker Quotes By John Bolton: I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations

I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy. — John Bolton

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Darynda Jones: GOD GIVES US ONLY WHAT WE CAN HANDLE.

GOD GIVES US ONLY WHAT WE CAN HANDLE. APPARENTLY, GOD THINKS I'M A BADASS. - BUMPER STICKER — Darynda Jones

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Janice Tanton: I saw a great bumper sticker that read:

I saw a great bumper sticker that read: 'Do something that scares you every day.' That really stuck with me. I try to live like that. — Janice Tanton

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Laurel Ulen Curtis: No, not in a creepy way. I am

No, not in a creepy way. I am anti-incest. It says so on my bumper sticker. — Laurel Ulen Curtis

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy — Fran Lebowitz

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Jason Myers: If you're such a shallow person that a

If you're such a shallow person that a goddamn bumper sticker can sum up your beliefs, then Jesus Christ, are you even worth fighting for in the end? — Jason Myers

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Tim Dorsey: A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper

A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida.
Then it got weird. — Tim Dorsey

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Bill Watterson: I let my mind wander and it didn't

I let my mind wander and it didn't come back. — Bill Watterson

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Anne Eliot: With a lightning quick glance at me first,

With a lightning quick glance at me first, he reads one bumper sticker: Member: BBB. Boys in Books are Better? — Anne Eliot

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Kevin Sessums: One thing I learned in sobriety is to

One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my bumper sticker. — Kevin Sessums

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Jeffrey R. Holland: It is obvious that the bumper sticker question

It is obvious that the bumper sticker question "What would Jesus do?" will not always bring a popular response. — Jeffrey R. Holland

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Tom Brokaw: The favourite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right

The favourite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France' — Tom Brokaw

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Carolyn Spear: I've heard that before. Seen it on a

I've heard that before. Seen it on a bumper sticker. — Carolyn Spear

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Darynda Jones: IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT'S GONNA

IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT'S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. - BUMPER STICKER — Darynda Jones

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Aimee Bender: We have better things to do. We realize

We have better things to do. We realize life is not just a dress rehearsal and if you realize it, you don't need a bumper sticker to remind you. — Aimee Bender

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if your bumper

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. — Jeff Foxworthy

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Darynda Jones: I love children, but I don't think I

I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker — Darynda Jones

Bumper Sticker Quotes By J.B. Morton: Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. — J.B. Morton

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Kim Kardashian: You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley.

You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley. — Kim Kardashian

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Damien Fahey: My other car is a vehicle with a

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car. — Damien Fahey

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Ron White: I did not climb to the top of

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots. — Ron White

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Ron Paul: Don't steal - the government hates competition!

Don't steal - the government hates competition!
— Ron Paul

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Gregor Collins: There was a car in front of me

There was a car in front of me driving all conservatively, and then, lo and behold, I saw that he had a Romney bumper sticker. — Gregor Collins

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Allen West: I must confess, when I see anyone with

I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool. — Allen West

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Darynda Jones: When life hands you lemons say,"Lemons? What else

When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker — Darynda Jones

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: There's a difference between a philosophy and a

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. — Charles M. Schulz

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Darynda Jones: If god is watching us,the least we can

If god is watching us,
the least we can do is be entertaining.
BUMPER STICKER — Darynda Jones

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Mitt Romney: Together we will build an America where hope

Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old bumper sticker. — Mitt Romney

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Darynda Jones: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER) — Darynda Jones

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Billy Graham: I like the bumper sticker that reads, "Christians

I like the bumper sticker that reads, "Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven." But that does not give us license to live below God's standard. — Billy Graham

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Richelle E. Goodrich: Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker

Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, 'Seriously, I'd rather be working'. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Andy Weir: I'm not talking about faith in God, I'm

I'm not talking about faith in God, I'm talking about faith in Mark Watney — Andy Weir

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Paul Neilan: Sitting on my stool I thought of a

Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth? — Paul Neilan

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Kerry-Anne Walsh: The car bumper sticker for the discerning Sydney

The car bumper sticker for the discerning Sydney motorist, 'Is it true, or did Alan Jones tell you?', should be letter-boxed around the country. — Kerry-Anne Walsh

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Darynda Jones: Yeah, but what happens if life hands me

Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker — Darynda Jones

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Darynda Jones: I just ordered a Life Alert bracelet, so

I just ordered a Life Alert bracelet, so if I get a life, I'll be notified immediately. - BUMPER STICKER I — Darynda Jones

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Jeff Mariotte: Hook up with us and see a quick

Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on a bumper sticker? (Dean) — Jeff Mariotte

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Darynda Jones: Sometimes I wrestle my demons. Sometimes we just

Sometimes I wrestle my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle. - BUMPER STICKER — Darynda Jones

Bumper Sticker Quotes By Darynda Jones: A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait,

A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity? BUMPER STICKER — Darynda Jones