Cancer Funny Quotes
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Cancer Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Heaven is beautiful because it is the expression of that which is the perfection of beauty.
— Aiden Wilson Tozer
You think that enlightenment is something other than what is happening right now. This is your primary mistake.
— Adyashanti
I think when it comes to pop I'm past the point of curiosity. I admit to a full-on obsession with it, and I think it's getting worse, actually.
— Carly Rae Jepsen
I would never watch 'Lost' on TV; I'd just wait until I could get at least five or six episodes in a row. Saved myself a lot of anxiety that way.
— Brandon Jay McLaren
I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.
— Mitch Hedberg
Did you play? It sounded very good.
— Eugene Ormandy
Everyone can relate to love, hurt, pain, learning how to forgive, needing to get over, needing the power of God in their life.
— Tyler Perry
What, do you think I sell puppies?
— Dan Wells
It's funny how one life-changing event could make you forget what happiness felt like.
— Christie Cote
Cheers the spirit, humor does, even at the darkest times.
— Christie Golden
America is not just a power, it is a promise. It is not enough for our country to be extraordinary in might; it must be exemplary in meaning.
— Nelson Rockefeller
While she was becoming, everyone grew up and became.
— Zadie Smith
I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check.
— Daniel Tosh
All power that anyone can possibly use is within, waiting to be made visible, first by recognizing it, then affirming it as ours.
— Charles F. Haanel
Always find the funny.
— Amy Susan Crohn
There are certain guys that think they know hockey because they follow it on the Internet.
— Paul Coffey
Cancer is always funny.
— Jim Gaffigan