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Captain Obvious Funny Quotes By Isabel Gillies: When you have a traumatic event in your

When you have a traumatic event in your life, you change. You're not the same person you were, and you have to discover who you've become. — Isabel Gillies

Captain Obvious Funny Quotes By Chris Ryan: You stand out more than Victoria Beckham would

You stand out more than Victoria Beckham would in the local Primark! — Chris Ryan

Captain Obvious Funny Quotes By Emma Palmer: Mamm, It's okay," she said, resolved about attending

Mamm, It's okay," she said, resolved about attending with her — Emma Palmer

Captain Obvious Funny Quotes By Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya: Allah will never humiliate the one who takes

Allah will never humiliate the one who takes his Lord as friend and patron. — Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya

Captain Obvious Funny Quotes By Angela Carter: Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.

Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people. — Angela Carter

Captain Obvious Funny Quotes By Anonymous: I bet he doesn't rest his hand on

I bet he doesn't rest his hand on your breast . . . I wish he would. Shut up!!!!! — Anonymous

Captain Obvious Funny Quotes By Allan Rock: It's true that the judgement of what firearms

It's true that the judgement of what firearms should be prohibited will be decided by the government of the day - and shouldn't it be that way? — Allan Rock

Captain Obvious Funny Quotes By Mary E. Pearson: There are all kinds of friends you make

There are all kinds of friends you make in life ... But there's something different about someone who spreads their wings with you. — Mary E. Pearson

Captain Obvious Funny Quotes By Bill Johnson: I will not lower the standard of the

I will not lower the standard of the Bible to my level of experience. — Bill Johnson

Captain Obvious Funny Quotes By T. Colin Campbell: Men with the highest dairy intakes had approximately

Men with the highest dairy intakes had approximately double the risk of total prostate cancer, — T. Colin Campbell

Captain Obvious Funny Quotes By Greg Egan: Order my life. I'm nothing without you: fragments

Order my life. I'm nothing without you: fragments of time, fragments of words, fragments of feelings. Make sense of me. Make me whole. — Greg Egan

Captain Obvious Funny Quotes By Bruce Lee: If every man would help his neighbor, no

If every man would help his neighbor, no man would be without help. — Bruce Lee

Captain Obvious Funny Quotes By Victoria Addino: When your thirsty drink, when your hungry eat,

When your thirsty drink, when your hungry eat, when you want success, work hard, — Victoria Addino

Captain Obvious Funny Quotes By Gabrielle Aplin: I grew up listening to Nick Drake. Without

I grew up listening to Nick Drake. Without him, I would not write music - and 'Pink Moon' is my favourite LP. — Gabrielle Aplin