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Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?
— Carrot Top
My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.
— Carrot Top
Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.
— Carrot Top
People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.'
— Carrot Top
That could be the carrot on the top of the cake
— Stan Collymore
I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.
— Carrot Top
I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.
— Carrot Top
I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.
— Carrot Top
Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.
— Michael Ian Black
I think Carrot Top is hilarious.
— Craig Robinson
Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag.
Cat re: Annette — Jeaniene Frost
Cat re: Annette — Jeaniene Frost
Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?
— Carrot Top
As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.
— Duane Chapman
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.
— Carrot Top
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.
— Dennis Miller
I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.
— Carrot Top
So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
— Carrot Top
People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.
— Carrot Top
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
— Carrot Top
I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.
— Carrot Top
I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.
— Carrot Top
I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.
— Carrot Top
Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'
— Carrot Top
Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
— Carrot Top
Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you.
— Tom Cole
I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.
— Gilbert Gottfried
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
— Carrot Top
I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people ... especially comics.
— Carrot Top
I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
— Carrot Top