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Carrot Top Quotes By Rip Taylor: Carrot Top ... I gave him advice once

Carrot Top ... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. — Rip Taylor

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: Some people even think I wear a wig.

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad? — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: My manager has a car payment, so I

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: Video games are so popular these days, getting

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: I would like to be someone like Steve

I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: I have a home in Orlando. That's kind

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: People always say to me, 'You're really attractive

People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.' — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: My way of making people like me was

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Stan Collymore: That could be the carrot on the top

That could be the carrot on the top of the cake — Stan Collymore

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: I didn't really have a plan of attack

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: I always make fun of KISS because I

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: I have to go out for lunch and

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: I was the class clown at school, but

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: People do give me a hard time about

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: I don't want to be known just as

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: The blessing is that everyone knows who I

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: I've got the long hair and kind of

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Michael Ian Black: Well, I think my stand-up is often kind

Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual. — Michael Ian Black

Carrot Top Quotes By Craig Robinson: I think Carrot Top is hilarious.

I think Carrot Top is hilarious. — Craig Robinson

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: Like I told Howard, I can't help it

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top

Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag.
Cat re: Annette — Jeaniene Frost

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: Everybody has their own style. If you went

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck? — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Duane Chapman: As a bounty hunter, I have to dress

As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh. — Duane Chapman

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Dennis Miller: Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is

Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge. — Dennis Miller

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: Some people don't realize that I've had a

Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: I've always believed that it's important to give

I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: So I try not to look too far

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: People always want to put a label on

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: Carrot Top is a nickname that people call

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: It's our nature: Human beings like success but

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: Me in drag is kind of scary, actually.

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: My way of fitting in was through jokes

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: I always thought marketing in general was an

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: I love to shop, especially in retro stores.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: When I told my friends I was going

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: I never looked at Gallagher like he was

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: I think the more you do this and

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: Almost every day, someone asks if I ever

Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.' — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: Comics don't like to see other comics do

Comics don't like to see other comics do well. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Tom Cole: Follow up the interview with a phone call.

Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you. — Tom Cole

Carrot Top Quotes By Gilbert Gottfried: I understand being less sexy than Osama bin

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive. — Gilbert Gottfried

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: I think it's the fact that I do

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people ... especially comics. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top Quotes By Carrot Top: I think, over the years, I've kind of

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved. — Carrot Top