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what are you?" he asked. "I'm a waitress.
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I hate her skinny thighs and her elitist attitude. i hope she's a dreadful bitch who makes you so miserable that you howl when you remember me.
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They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is.
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Weird doesn't equal morally bankrupt.
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Not since the dark days of the Twilight franchise had it been so trendy to be dead.
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Lies will come back to bite you in the butt
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Trees had died to make these forms, and that seemed a great pity to me.
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But the last few years had taught me that one of my grandmother's favorite sayings was true. An ounce of prevention was worth a pound of cure.
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He looked like he'd just seen the Ghost of You Better Shut Your Mouth ...
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For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt in the chair and write. That's all there is to it.
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It might be late September, but is was hot as the six shades of hell.
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It's truly amazing what a good screw can do for your outlook, I thought.
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Incontrovertible truth.
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I love him, I said, but even to my own earsI didn't sound happy about it. — Charlaine Harris
It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old.
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The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else.But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share. — Charlaine Harris
I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.
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There was nothing civilized about sex with Eric.
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I am a woman, hear me roar," I said.Gosh, what prompted that?" Amelia asked, and I jumped — Charlaine Harris
There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.
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Sookie: Is Eric around?"Pam: "He is enthralling the vermin, — Charlaine Harris
There are times to think and times to lie fallow
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There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger.
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No threatening the cat!" Mr. Snuggly said. No
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He handed me the keys. My hand closed over them. It felt like a formal investiture.
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As far as I could tell, Claude's benefit to the world was strictly as a decoration.-Sookie — Charlaine Harris
Dated" in Selah's book, being a euphemism for "had enthusiastic and frequent sex with".
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My pride had risen up and whopped me in the face. I don't lose my temper a lot, but when I do, I make a good job of it.
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It wasn't enough to be kidnapped, I had to be insulted too.
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No, I won't ever write another 'Lily Bard.' I said everything I had to say about Lily.
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. . . we didn't have any blankets and
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The sweetest part of being a couple was sharing your life with someone else.
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How could two people in love so misjudge each other?
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For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo.
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You never told me all this before," I said, by way of explanation. "You all have dividedup America into kingdoms, is that right? — Charlaine Harris
I don't like having feelings, Eric said coldly, and he left.That was a tough exit line to top. — Charlaine Harris
The average woman would not be pondering how fast her date could kill her, but I'll never be an average woman.
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with green beans and rice.
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I'd have to say no, people don't change, but they can learn to behave differently.
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Don't go looking for trouble; it's already looking for you.
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The problem with living without the person you can't live without is eventually realizing you can live without them.
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I kicked off my sandals, put my ice-tinkling glass on the small table by my current book.
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If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down - or cheeks up.
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I often cried when I got angry; I hated that. Crying just made you look weak, no matter what triggered it.
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I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right?-Sookie Stackhouse — Charlaine Harris
I got up the next day at noon, feeling as relaxed as a cat in a pool of sunshine,
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Oh, no, I love going into a pen of lions wearing a sign that says Edible Lamb.Manfred — Charlaine Harris
She's a whore, that one, Pam said.
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I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.
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His eyes were still like caves with ghosts dwelling in their depths.
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Those words are not a magical formula. They're not going to open my heart to you.
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duct tape - real
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I freely admit I know nothing about television or writing for the screen.
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You can get more skilled, Sookie, but can't get any better.
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If you do that any more I'll have you whether you want to be had or not, he said, and I could tell he meant it.
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It can be tiring knowing so many people with hidden depths," Joe said. "Some days, shallow is good.
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Sometimes life just hands you more than you take. Then you just accept.
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Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris
People fidget. They are compelled to look engaged in an activity, or purposeful. Vampires can just occupy space without feeling obliged to justify it.
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Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople.
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I was so sleepy (and sore) that another bout of sex was out of the question, unless Eric had suddenly developed an interest in necrophilia.
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People are really interested in the concept of eternal youth in this plastic-surgery culture.
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Bring it on, fur-ass!
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Life begins at night
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Sometimes you just have to regret things and move on.
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I don't like having feelings," _Eric Northman
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Darling, you can nail my ass anytime, he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table.
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You got no right being in my head. That's..trespassing
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Arelene's middle name was tolerance, mostly because she was too easygoing to take a moral stance.
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He picked some unwise words. Saying, "I'll enjoy killing you for my lord", is just not the way to make my acquaintance.
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I have always been very fond of you." He'd always wanted to have sex with me. "Plus, I want to fuck you.
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Jack always had said you knew a person by the books they read ... or didn't read.
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Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill's hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for?- Eric, club dead. — Charlaine Harris
Oklahoma is very beautiful, and Eric loves beauty, but he already has that in you.
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I try very hard to write the best book I possibly can, every time.
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I like the cerebral process.
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I couldn't speak, for once in my life. I was terrified of seeing him again; and I would rather have shaved my head than not see him again.
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Then I happened upon a whore.
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Some might think you suicidal.""Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass. — Charlaine Harris
I felt like a car that had only been operated by one driver ... a car its new prospective buyer was determined to take to the Daytona 500.
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We reached the end of the tunnel together, and
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Everyone was getting married or falling in love. I was happy for them. Happy, happy, happy. I pasted a smile on my face and went to Piggly Wiggly.
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You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised."Yes."
"That's ... crazy, Sookie. — Charlaine Harris
How shall we go about this? Dermot asked. He was blond and Claude was dark; the looked like gorgeous bookends.
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I liked long skirts," he said nostalgically. "I liked the underthings women wore. The petticoats.
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No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling.
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If I was getting harder, it was in response to the world around me.
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No blame, no hate - why no communication?
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All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators.
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He managed to convey indifference, contempt, and boredom in the one word.
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I certainly think we're going to see more and more graphic novels and more illustrated novels.
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My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.
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Sometimes, instead of going down the road less taken, you just charge right down the beaten path.
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I'll bet you are a treat, naked," Eric said, just to boost my spirits."You know it. I'm just as tasty as a big eclair," I said. — Charlaine Harris
I could add her to the long list of people I didn't understand.
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All my bounce has gone flat, like soda with the top left off.
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A vagrant thought crossed my mind.
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