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In the '90s, you couldn't say the word 'nerd' to someone when pitching a show. They would have considered that too niche and wouldn't have listened.
— Chris Hardwick
Nerdists, unlike nerds, tend to be creators as much as consumers. They're creative consumers.
— Chris Hardwick
Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain.
— Chris Hardwick
I spent a lot of time bowling as a kid, mostly because I grew up in bowling alleys. They were kind of my playgrounds.
— Chris Hardwick
With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.
— Chris Hardwick
My best friend, Wil Wheaton, identifies himself as a geek.
— Chris Hardwick
When comedians get successful, the fans that they have aren't the fans they would hang out with. I don't have that problem.
— Chris Hardwick
I'm not fun to bowl with. I take it way too seriously. I have high expectations for myself.
— Chris Hardwick
If you can build your career around your passions, then you're winning in life; that's one of the best things you can ask for.
— Chris Hardwick
Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean.
— Chris Hardwick
Like lycanthropy, the nerd gene can skip a generation. My maternal grandfather was a technophile.
— Chris Hardwick
I learned not to confuse 'busy' with 'productive,' but I'm still far too addicted to email to resist its early-morning digital snuggles.
— Chris Hardwick
Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts?
— Chris Hardwick
You don't have to believe everything you think." - Chris Hardwick, "The Nerdist Way: How to Reach the Next Level (In Real Life) — Chris Hardwick
It's so much easier to give advice than to take it.
— Chris Hardwick
As a comedy nerd, I get a lot out of the podcast because I'm genuinely interested in the people I'm talking to.
— Chris Hardwick
If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices.
— Chris Hardwick
Are you a passenger on a ghost ship or are you the pilot?
— Chris Hardwick
It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was.
— Chris Hardwick
A big company is like trying to steer a luxury liner.
— Chris Hardwick
On 'Sanjay and Craig,' I've had a number of chances to work with Chris Hardwick, and that is so much fun.
— Maulik Pancholy
I categorize nerds as creative-obsessive. A lot of nerds are creative people who obsess almost unnaturally over the minutiae of things.
— Chris Hardwick
Twitter is really a hyper-distilled version of how the internet should work - short bursts of relatively useful information.
— Chris Hardwick
No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement.
— Chris Hardwick
Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of died off in the '80s.
— Chris Hardwick
When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.
— Chris Hardwick
Comic-Con is nerd Christmas. People go wanting to have fun.
— Chris Hardwick
I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.
— Chris Hardwick
When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.
— Chris Hardwick
One of the many reasons why I love stand-up so much is when you're performing, you get instant feedback. You know if stuff is working right away.
— Chris Hardwick
Fleetwood Mac is just one of my all-time favorite bands.
— Chris Hardwick
I don't know if the podcast as a medium will ever have the cultural impact that TV and movies do. It may never be super-mainstream.
— Chris Hardwick
Stand-up isn't something I just sit down and start writing - it's ideas you come up with in the shower, while you're driving, waiting in line.
— Chris Hardwick
We're gonna have fun, god***it!
— Chris Hardwick
The nerdist movement is less about consumers; there is a large contingent that are creative nerdists instead of consumers.
— Chris Hardwick
I think being an outcast is what sort of strengthens the nerd movement, because you're isolated, so you have time.
— Chris Hardwick
I do lots of crowd work in my set, because I enjoy writing material through riffing and conversation.
— Chris Hardwick
Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing.
— Chris Hardwick
I'm just gonna do a podcast because it's mine, I can control it, I have complete responsibility over it, and no one can touch it.
— Chris Hardwick
Rats are just Ziploc bags full of disease.
— Chris Hardwick
I do podcasts for the same reasons I do stand-up comedy. I love it, and I don't care if anybody else gets it.
— Chris Hardwick
I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.
— Chris Hardwick
I think doing the podcast may have been one of the best career decisions I've ever made in my life.
— Chris Hardwick
There's something about shooting webs out of my wrists and climbing up things that just makes me happy.
— Chris Hardwick
You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is.
— Chris Hardwick
by structuring it in your life as a musical diary or log, you can control your feelings and change them on a dime if you need to.
— Chris Hardwick
I like listening to people talk about things that they love. They get to express things they don't normally get to express.
— Chris Hardwick
The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.
— Chris Hardwick
Traditionally nerd-based culture is now a big sector of pop culture.
— Chris Hardwick
Growing up in the 70s and 80s, it took effort to be a nerd. You had to seek out the nerd stuff.
— Chris Hardwick
I hate to say it, but because of humanity's capitalistic nature, money is important.
— Chris Hardwick
It changed my whole outlook. I lost a decade to self-pity, and the next thing I knew I was turning 40.
— Chris Hardwick
I probably get one or two days off every five or six weeks.
— Chris Hardwick
If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics.
— Chris Hardwick
Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.
— Chris Hardwick
I've been out of work so many times in my life that relying too much on just one job is terrifying.
— Chris Hardwick
I played tournament chess from fifth grade up into high school.
— Chris Hardwick
I am a freelancer. My services are available to anyone at any time.
— Chris Hardwick
I began to more fully embrace the trying of new skills when I asked myself, Would I rather protect my ego or do stuff in life?
— Chris Hardwick
The goal of almost every comic is to find a comedy voice - a specific point of view that an audience can latch onto.
— Chris Hardwick
There's not many a man who would get shot and then come visit the family responsible.
— Chris Hardwick
Some people learn comedy, and some people just are comedy.
— Chris Hardwick
People LOVE giving bad news. They love it. This is because negative information GREATLY empowers the giver and makes them feel important.
— Chris Hardwick
I don't really read reviews and comments that much. There just isn't a lot to be gained from it.
— Chris Hardwick
You can't throw money at the Internet to make it work - it really is all about the quality of the content.
— Chris Hardwick
Worry is a misuse of your imagination.
— Chris Hardwick
Mainstream culture is like your mom: It's always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well.
— Chris Hardwick
Any nerd who grew up around the time that I did, BBC programming was a treasure chest for us.
— Chris Hardwick
Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.
— Chris Hardwick
I feel like so much of why I sort of want to work in television is so that people know to come see me live.
— Chris Hardwick
Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.
— Chris Hardwick
The lifeblood of YouTube is sharing.
— Chris Hardwick
