Christmas Santa Claus Quotes
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Christmas Santa Claus Quotes & Sayings
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
— Bob Phillips
I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danced. I had a ten-gallon hat. It was quite absurd.
— Peter Dinklage
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
— Arlo Guthrie
The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
— Lemony Snicket
Reading is one of the best ways to bond with your child. Bond this Christmas with "It's Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus
— Soraya Diase Coffelt
They loved in a way that made fairy tales envious.
— Brittainy C. Cherry
If it doesn't rot, it's not real food.
— Joel Salatin
A born terror, a rebel without a pause ...
Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus? — Shyheim
Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus? — Shyheim
She gave me her bedroom eyes. I know because we were in the kitchen at the time. I hope we're having pigs in a blanket. Yum!
— Jarod Kintz
We probably got on better with the likes of Holland, Belgium, Norway and Sweden, some of whom are not even European.
— Jack Charlton
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist.
— Francis Pharcellus Church
This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found.
— Paul Park
Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do ... well, you can't. Sorry about that.
— Rachel Caine
Hell hath no fury like a Democrat scorned.
— Jeff Rich
When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.
— Henny Youngman
I dream about finding an exception and finding someone who would make me believe in love and realize that it can work out.
— Taylor Swift
It's better to ask Santa Claus for a pair of slippers for Christmas rather than peace on earth. You might actually get it.
— Terry Pratchett
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.
— Al Smith
Love is the greatest act of faith.
— Amber Kizer
Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.
— Annie Dillard
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!
— Francis Pharcellus Church
God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.
— Oliver Markus
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.
— Milton Berle
Love is the Solution for Every Problem, when You Start to Love it, it's turning into Happiness.
— Jan Jansen
Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus.
— Francis Pharcellus Church
Scripture suggests that meditating on the Word of God can have an always-on effect of peace and strength in difficult times.
— David Jeremiah
The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.
— Patti Page
Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything.
— Erica Jong
The three phases of Santa belief:
(1) Santa is real.
(2) Santa isn't real.
(3) Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. — Alton Thompson
(1) Santa is real.
(2) Santa isn't real.
(3) Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. — Alton Thompson