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Church Pew Quotes & Sayings

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Church Pew Quotes By Robert Liparulo: Xander could sense more than David's smile. He

Xander could sense more than David's smile. He wished he could be more like that, easygoing. But then, David hadn't seen what Xander had seen. — Robert Liparulo

Church Pew Quotes By J. Vernon McGee: The greatest sin today in the church is

The greatest sin today in the church is the man in the pew who is ignorant of the Bible. — J. Vernon McGee

Church Pew Quotes By Alice Sebold: I went to church irregularly and was mostly

I went to church irregularly and was mostly reading comics in the pew. — Alice Sebold

Church Pew Quotes By Melissa Hartwig: The food you eat either makes you more

The food you eat either makes you more healthy or less healthy. Those are your options. — Melissa Hartwig

Church Pew Quotes By Lisa Gardner: The only time you're calm, you're centered, you're

The only time you're calm, you're centered, you're at peace, is when someone's trying to kill you. And that's just plain twisted. — Lisa Gardner

Church Pew Quotes By Grout Man: Confusius says One who farts in church sits

Confusius says One who farts in church sits in pew! — Grout Man

Church Pew Quotes By W.C. Fields: I think of the church often. Not because

I think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass was sore from that hard, unupholstered pew. — W.C. Fields

Church Pew Quotes By George Carlin: I'm thinking of buying a church and changing

I'm thinking of buying a church and changing it around: maybe selling crack and having a few whores in the pew. — George Carlin

Church Pew Quotes By Paula Hawkins: At parties, he often holds her hand, even

At parties, he often holds her hand, even though they've been together years. They respect each other, they don't put each other down. — Paula Hawkins

Church Pew Quotes By Donald L. Hicks: No church or synagogue pew can produce a

No church or synagogue pew can produce a higher awareness of God than sitting at the base of a tree and observing His creation. — Donald L. Hicks

Church Pew Quotes By Lisa Rinna: When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And

When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly. — Lisa Rinna

Church Pew Quotes By Miranda Lambert: My mom always says I cut my teeth

My mom always says I cut my teeth on the church pew. — Miranda Lambert