Comedy Clubs Quotes
Collection of top 25 famous quotes about Comedy Clubs
Comedy Clubs Quotes & Sayings
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From 1987 to 1992, I was on the road for 40 weeks a year playing comedy clubs, and that was during the 'comedy boom.'
— Andy Kindler
I've never gone to comedy clubs.
— Don Rickles
Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.
— Dov Davidoff
Love can blind you more than a gunshot.
— Thomm Quackenbush
Go to humorous events at comedy clubs and watch laughable movies.
— Jeffrey Gitomer
We all need ways to express ourselves, and poetry is one of mine.
— Jack Prelutsky
Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.
— Tracy Morgan
At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.
— Jen Kirkman
People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right.
— Tracy Morgan
People don't come to a comedy club simply to hear someone's thoughts, no matter how profound.
— Ted Alexandro
Maybe 10 times a year I'll do a corporate date, but no casinos or no nightclubs or no comedy clubs.
— Gabe Kaplan
I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.
— Chris Rock
Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious.
— Mitch Hedberg
I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
— Bo Burnham
Some men want to go out with a bang. Personally, I'd rather not die from sex. I mean, what will my wife think when the police tell her?
— Jarod Kintz
Comedy clubs are arguably one of the last bastions of uncensored, public free speech.
— Ted Alexandro
Our souls should be like a transparent crystal through which God can be perceived.
— Hildegard Of Bingen
Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.
— Marlon Wayans
The nurse smiled and patted my arm. Don't give up yet. Sometimes when we think God has written The End, what he really means is The Beginning.
— Rachel Van Dyken
Liberalism seems to be related to the distance people are from the problem.
— Whitney M. Young
I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they had comedy clubs here.
— Ron Shock
The DC Improv food is amazingly edible for a comedy club.
— Jim Gaffigan
If I'm not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you're an actor, you can't go - I guess there's forms of it.
— Louis C.K.