Country Funny Quotes
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Country Funny Quotes & Sayings
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In a funny way, nothing makes you feel more like a native of your own country than to live where nearly everyone is not.
— Bill Bryson
It's just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there.
— Andy Rooney
Trample the weak. Hurdle the dead.
— Attila The Hun
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.
— David Cross
They've done away with those committees. That shows the success of what the Soviets were able to do in this country.
— Ronald Reagan
Assad whistled a few notes of one of his native country's melancholic songs. It sounded as though he was whistling backwards
— Jussi Adler-Olsen
The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.
— George W. Bush
I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
— Zach Galifianakis
In my own country, I play light comedies and funny parts.
— Carice Van Houten
Now I've wrestled alotta countries!
— Scott Steiner
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
— Jon Stewart
The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
— Adam Rex
But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"
— Bill Bailey
Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
and I had come to this country where I could laugh, so gently, gently laugh at things that were actually not funny.
— Catherine Lacey
Funny how the U.S. sends in the military to fight "terrorists" in any country which has resources we want ...
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
I always thought of this as God's country.
— Jack Granatstein
We got a lot of politicians up there on Capital Hill. Ain't it funny how they prosper while the country stands still?
— Waylon Jennings
Funny how a melody sounds like a memory.
— Eric Church
Last year we drove across the country ... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip ... I don't remember what it was ...
— Steven Wright
