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All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent
— Tennessee Williams
His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.
— Andrew Sturm
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[Stephanie] That's not the point. I can't just let monkeys loose in Trenton. [Lula] Why not? There's all kinds of crazy shit loose in Trenton. — Janet Evanovich
The apple had fallen right next to the crazy tree.
— Ernest Cline
I've got a black-belt in crazy, and I know where you live.
— Marjorie M. Liu
His thoughts inhabit a different plane from those of ordinary men; the simplest interpretation of that is to call him crazy.
— Juliet Marillier
See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.
— Robin McLaurin Williams
She meant to write: "Is Christy here yet?"Auto Correct turned it into: "Is crazy here yet?"
For once Auto Correct got it right. — Christy Hall
Steve was normal and friendly but Nicole was singing and dancing to her own songs, and I found that a bit crazy and odd.
— Cheryl Cole
Have nuts and be nuts.
— Criss Jami
You're going to end up like one of those crazy cat ladies with your apartment smelling of piss and regret.
— Kylie Scott
Mad cow disease? A crazy hunger for blood. There had to be a reasonable explanation for all of this. And there's no such thing as vampires, right?
— Alisha Costanzo
Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously.
— Randall Munroe
It wasn't easy, I told you I ran around in circles for hours screaming my head off, but hey, why live in denial? It's more fun to embrace the crazy.
— Kristin Jacques
Then she began to mutter to herself and gesture to the empty air.oh. Sonny sighed. Just another central park crazy. — Lesley Livingston
Strange, her horoscope hadn't mentioned to beware of crazy kidnappers or demented desert sheikhs this week.
— Lora Leigh
Quit analyzing me. My crazy needs no definition.
— K.F. Breene
I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth; which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads.
— Charlaine Harris
No, dude. I told you, we're not crazy.
— Natasha Larry
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have to act all crazy.
— Diana Rowland
I'm going crazy, Louis thought wonderingly. Wheeeeee!
— Stephen King
Perhaps you're not crazy, but you're very creative.
— Ellen Sussman
Am I going crazy? Am I supposed to believe that God is a big black woman with a questionable sense of humor?
— William Paul Young
Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs
— Josh Stern
Crazy gets all the knives.
— Seanan McGuire
Don't run I never liked fast food
— Rachel Caine
What's in your head is more important than what's on your head. - THE WIG: Crazy Summer
— Renata Suerth
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
— Charles Bukowski
You can't pull a gun just because a crazy person wants to talk to you. If I did that I'd never get through a family Christmas.
— Marc MacYoung
Crazy is relative.
— Tina Laningham
I'm not crazy, but several of my other personalities are.
— Allen Parker
I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?
— Eoin Colfer
As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.
— Ann Coulter
Oh, Lord, she thought. This was crazy. She was being haunted by one ghost and guarded by another.
— Heather Graham
Well? Is it true? Did she?""Did she what?"
"You know. Fall outta the crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down? — Kami Garcia
I'm not crazy, but I suspect the voices in my head are. ~Chrissy
— Kelli Sullivan
I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy!
— James Brown
My mother's father was just called "The Governor," or "Himself." Which, if you have sixteen kids, probably isn't as crazy as it sounds.
— Kathy Griffin
Sometimes ... the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person ... is batshit crazy.
— Michelle Bartlett
The difference between your crazy and my crazy is that you don't think you're crazy.
— Steve Maraboli
If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months
— Josh Stern
Have you ever been at a point that you don't know what to say? But yet you came up with this crazy idea to type this.
— Eric Mayes
In the Fortune Cookie of Life, I don't want to be known as anonymous.
— Julie Eberhart Painter
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
— Henny Youngman
Cyclones cannot see you if you don't move""That's dinosaurs you crazy fruit bat! — G. Norman Lippert
I discovered that there was just as much humor to be found in the minutiae of everyday life as there was in a tale of crazy capers.
— Nancy The Cat
Or maybe go sci-fi. You sorta look like that guy who roamed outer space everybody's so crazy about." "Malcolm Reynolds?" asked Rook. — Richard Castle
I know all about insanity. It's not that bad once you beat up everyone who teases you about it.
— Eve Langlais
I'm not really crazy about all this tit-for-tat stuff. I'm always asked to be the one to first give up the tit.
— Karen E. Quinones Miller
If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.
— Robert Fulghum
I knew you were crazy, but I didn't realize that you were out of your goddamned mind!!
— Cassandra Clare
Years of insanity have made this guy crazy!
— Woody Allen
It didn't feel sporting to shoot at a crazy person, even if that person was a vampire who'd agreed to the job.
— Gail Carriger
Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.
— Shannon L. Alder
A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity - who'da thought?
— Diane M. Haynes
I was moving briskly. Well, until I realized I had a crazy lady chasing after me. Then I started to run.
— Jen Turano
If you only attract Mr. Wrong or Ms. Crazy, evaluate the common thread in this diversity of people: YOU!
— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman
He was obviously on the wrong side of crazy.
— Heather Webber
You have no idea how crazy I am, I should be wearing yellow Caution tape, I'm that bonkers.
— Robin Benway
I also found it particularly encouraging that the decent people in his life were now outnumbering the crazy bitches
— R.K. Lilley
Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it
— Josh Stern
I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
The fat woman's expression implied that she would go crazy on the spot if anybody did any more thinking.
— Kurt Vonnegut
A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds.
— Courtney Allison Moulton
That's crazy-rare." "And now it's extinct. — Devon Monk
You're driving me fucking crazy!""There's a short trip! — Abigail Roux
Has it ever occured to you that crazy cat people may be sane and you be the the crazy one?
— Quitillian Blue
Take it easy, Norman. When the psychiatrist goes crazy, it's a bad sign.
— Michael Crichton
Life it too short to deal with crazy people.
— Karen E. Quinones Miller
Straight people are crazy
— Tere Michaels