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My life is just like Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher I'm just a guy and instead of making meth I don't do much.
— Dana Gould
I know a lot about Jewish comedians.
— Dana Snyder
I need one psychological expert to help me concentrate.
— Dana Hussein
The overall message is 'one love,' which means love begins with oneself. If you can't love yourself, you can't love anyone around you.
— Simphiwe Dana
Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, until they too close to a grocery cart full of dented cans ...
— Dana Gould
Now, her doc doesn't say any of this was the reason her mommy parts cleaned house, but she doesn't say it helped, either. Dana's
— Chuck Palahniuk
The daylight needs no praise, and so we praise it always- greater than ourselves and all the airy words we summon.
— Dana Gioia
Even a documentary portrait of a person that tries to be very accurate is shaped by the filmmaker in so many ways.
— Dana Spiotta
Just recognize that you are not going to become a comfortable public speaker overnight. It can take a long time.
— Dana Perino
Yes. You're a cunt. C you next Tuesday, Dana! My
— Vi Keeland
There are days when I think I don't believe anymore. When I think I've grown too old for miracles. And that's right when another seems to happen.
— Dana Reinhardt
If cyberspace can screw with you, it will.
— Dana Stabenow
How come you're always so mean?
Howie Katelnikof — Dana Stabenow
Howie Katelnikof — Dana Stabenow
No day should be without romance
— Dana Bennett
I'm the kind of person that if I see someone else crying, I cry too. I take on that emotion.
— Dana Davis
It's important to have the diversity of thought and approach that comes with being a woman.
— Dana Bash
Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.
— Dana Gould
There must be a way to get more of these in me faster, thought the inventor of pea soup as he sat eating peas.
— Dana Gould
Every day is a gift. That said, I've gotten some pretty shitty gifts over the years ...
— Dana Gould
That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.
— Dana Carvey
I don't know how many people there are with a million dollars who are inclined to give it to a writers' retreat.
— Dana Stabenow
Unless we provide consequences for activities and actions that are wrong, we are not going to get any truth.
— Dana Rohrabacher
Say little. But when you speak, utter gentle words that touch the heart. Be truthful. Express kindness. Abstain from vanity. This is the way.
— Dana Perino
A lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby.
— Dana Gould
When I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago.
— Dana Gould
I used to pessimistically think I was going to die alone, but now I optimistically know I'm going to die hoping to meet someone.
— Dana Gould
Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.
— Dana Gould
I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.
— Dana Carvey
To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.
— Dana Gould
Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else.
— Dana Gould
If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.
— Dana Gould
Rejected names for World War II: 'Global Super Killfest', 'Germaniacal Japandamonium', 'World War 1: New Moon'.
— Dana Gould
Boxing is your father's sport.
— Dana White
Republicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with strippers and relationships.
— Dana Gould
I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.
— Dana Gould
In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice.
— Dana Gould
It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us?
— Dana Gould
Hello! Hunk getting naked time. You expected me not to look?
— Dana Marie Bell
There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store.
— Dana Gould
I think a lot of people truly underestimate how much planning is involved in a teacher's work cycle.
— Dana Goldstein
It takes a long time to write a novel when you have to keep interrupting your work to earn money.
— Dana Spiotta
Just to deliver one high-quality 45 minute lesson requires many hours of planning in advance.
— Dana Goldstein
We must seek to keep a right view of Jesus and to remember He is always after greater love.
— Dana Candler
The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger.
— Dana Gould
I'm for freedom, which I believe is a universal value that every human being is and that is a gift from God.
— Dana Perino
I'm the Forrest Gump of comedy.
— Dana Gould
Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack.
— Dana Gould
The public library is a center of public happiness first, of public education next.
— John Cotton Dana
I think you take whatever it is that you would do for free and you figure out the way to do it.
— Dana White
When you put four Alaskans into a room, you have five marriages, six divorces, and seven political parties.
— Dana Stabenow
If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion.
— Dana Gould
Want to be happy? Don't live competitively. Be content who you are. Live at peace with yourself and the losers below you.
— Dana Gould
Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.
— Dana Gould
Binge viewing has been around since DVD box sets.
— Dana Brunetti
I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies!
— Dana Gould
I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think.
— Dana Carvey
I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree.
— Dana Burnet
If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.
— Dana Gould
They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward ...
— Dana Gould
Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family.
— Dana Gould
Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog ...
— Dana Gould
She sort of had a mushroom childhood.'
'A what?'
'She was plunked down in the dark and fed a lot of bullshit. — Dana Marie Bell
'A what?'
'She was plunked down in the dark and fed a lot of bullshit. — Dana Marie Bell
Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles.
— Dana Gould
...Long story longer...
— Dana Gould
The library is what keeps us a step ahead of the apes.
— Dana Stabenow
Nothing says "I'm sexy" like appearing as if you've just blown the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
— Dana Marie Bell
had a smattering of chest hair that looked
— Dana Marton
I used to fear living a life untouched by God, but now, for some reason I've gone back to being afraid of cement mixers.
— Dana Gould
Carbon dioxide is ... being portrayed as a pollutant; in fact, it makes things grow, and it is not toxic to humans.
— Dana Rohrabacher
God, being noble sucked ass.
— Dana Marie Bell
The ignorant man marvels at the exceptional; the wise man marvels at the common; the greatest wonder of all is the regularity of nature.
— George Dana Boardman Pepper
The issue of doing an adaptation of a book is the theater of the mind, and so you always face that.
— Dana Brunetti
Life must continue, even with the security situation so bad, because I have ambitions. I love this sport too much.
— Dana Hussein
As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos.
— Dana Gould
As has often been said, a ship is like a lady's watch, always out of repair.
— Richard Henry Dana Jr.
Science fiction is the agent provocateur of literature.
— Dana Stabenow
We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes.
— Dana Gould
I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.
— Dana Carvey
My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.
— Dana Gould
I think I deserve an apology.
— Dana Perino
I love trying new restaurants.
— Dana Goodyear