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I have seen galaxies die. I have watched atoms dance. But until I had the dark behind the eyes, I didn't know the death from the dance.
— Terry Pratchett
YOU'RE ONLY PUTTING OFF THE INEVITABLE, he said.That's what being alive is all about. — Terry Pratchett
THERE IS NO JUSTICE" said Death "JUST ME
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It's not morbid to talk about death. Most people don't worry about death, they worry about a bad death.
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Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.
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The beagle and the kobold approached, walking out of the dusty distance.
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I MAY HAVE ALLOWED MYSELF SOME FLICKER OF EMOTION IN THE RECENT PAST, said Death, BUT I CAN GIVE IT UP ANY TIME I LIKE.
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WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT TO BE SAT ON? CAN IT BE THAT IT IS CAT-FLAVOURED?
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There is no hope for the future, said Death
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And what would humans be without love?RARE, said Death. — Terry Pratchett
It's certain death anyway, said Ridcully. That's the thing about Death, certainty.
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It had to be Death. No-one else went around with empty eye sockets and, of course, the scythe over one shoulder was another clue.
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I really should talk to him. He's had a near-death experience!""We all have. It's called living."
(Hogfather) — Terry Pratchett
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
— Terry Pratchett
IT WASN'T STEALING. IT WAS JUST ... REDISTRIBUTION.
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Do you know how wizards like to be buried?""Yes!"
"Well, how?"
Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs.
"Reluctantly. — Terry Pratchett
You can't kill me, I've got a magic ... AAAARGH !
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The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.
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YOU FEAR TO DIE?It's not that I don't want ... I mean, I've always ... it's just that life is a habit that's hard to break ... — Terry Pratchett
A skeleton, even a walking one, is at least human; Death of a sort lurks inside every living creature.
— Terry Pratchett
Teatime put a comforting arm around his shoulders. "Don't worry," he said. "I'm on your side. A violent death is the last thing that'll happen to you.
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IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE.
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HAVE YOU EVER BITTEN REDHOT ICE CUBE? THAT'S CURRY.
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DEAFNESS DOESN'T PREVENT COMPOSERS HEARING THE MUSIC. IT PREVENTS THEM HEARING THE DISTRACTIONS.
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The reaper does not listen to the harvest.
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OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR?
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Tezumen are the only people who beat themselves to death with their own suicide notes.
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It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.
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DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death. NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.
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SOD YOU, THEN, Death said.
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His words drifted across Death's scythe and split tidily into two ribbons of consonants and vowels.
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Wizards, like cats, can see Death.
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WITCHES ARE MATRILINEAL, said Death. THEY FIND IT MUCH EASIER TO CHANGE MEN THAN TO CHANGE NAMES.
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It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.
— Terry Pratchett
Mort: How do you get all these coins?Death: IN PAIRS — Terry Pratchett
We are as gods to beasts of the field. We order the time of their birth and the time of their death. Between times, we have a duty.
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Death was hereditary.You got it from your ancestors. — Terry Pratchett
I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS.
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Oh, yes, sir. And the Soul Cake Duck. And the Sandman. And Death.
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He said that there was death and taxes, and taxes was worse, because at least death didn't happen to you every year.
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He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.
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How do you get all those coins? asked Mort.IN PAIRS. — Terry Pratchett
Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?
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HAS IT NEVER STRUCK YOU THAT THE CONCEPT OF A WRITTEN NARRATIVE IS SOMEWHAT STRANGE? said Death.
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I could lend you a very fast horse" - Death
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Excuse me, sir, but are you Death?" C
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I have no fear of death whatsoever. I suspect that few people do, what they all fear is what might happen in the years or months before death.
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NO ONE GETS PARDONED FOR LIVING.
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One of my predecessors used to have people torn to death by wild tortoises. It was not a quick death.
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Death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when you shout, "Where's my clean socks?," no one answers.
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DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT VEGETABLES. WHAT THINGS SEEM TO BE MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE.-Death — Terry Pratchett
Death grinned. In order to fear, you had to be a me. Don't let anything happen to me. That was the song of fear.
— Terry Pratchett
IN MY EXPERIENCE, SUSAN, WITHIN THEIR HEADS TOO MANY HUMANS SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN THE MIDDLE OF WARS THAT HAPPENED CENTURIES AGO.
— Terry Pratchett
Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. — Terry Pratchett
I recall no arrangement, Mau, no bargain, covenant, agreement or promise. There is what happens, and what does not happen. There is no 'should
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Being Ymor's right-hand man was like being gently flogged to death with scented bootlaces.
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I dare say that quite a few people have contemplated death for reasons that much later seemed to them to be quite minor.
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You're just as dead if you fall from forty feet as you are from four thousand fathoms, that's what I say.
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Making money is good, but there's no pockets in a shroud.
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DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.
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Falling down a flight of steps with a dagger in your back is a disease caused by unwise opening of the mouth.
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I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once.
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We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.
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I WAS NOT EXPECTING A NAC MAC FEEGLE TODAY, said Death. OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE WORN PROTECTIVE CLOTHING, HA HA.
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Horses, Death felt, shouldn't grin. Any horse that was grinning was planning something.
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HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)
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If I knew that I could die, I would live. My life, my death, my choice.
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