Decaf Quotes
Collection of top 25 famous quotes about Decaf
Decaf Quotes & Sayings
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Michael will go ballistic if you start a fire up here again." "Michael needs to switch to decaf.
— Brigid Kemmerer
What would you like?" "A skinny decaf latte." This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point it out.
— Graeme Simsion
If this is decaf, I'm going to pour it on your head.
— Audrey Bell
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
— Robin Williams
God help you if you are a phoenix and you dare to rise up from the ash
a thousand eyes will smolder with jealousy while you are just flying past — Ani DiFranco
a thousand eyes will smolder with jealousy while you are just flying past — Ani DiFranco
I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka.
— Chelsea Handler
Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf.
— Dave Foley
The memorability of a fact is inversely proportional to its usefulness.
- Jason's Third Law — Jason Dias
- Jason's Third Law — Jason Dias
I don't keep a Bucket List. I'm open to anything.
— John Scalzi
What you can do is embrace what you have right now and to allow it to fill the vacancies of what you didn't get yesterday.
— T.D. Jakes
Knowledge illuminates any problem.
— Eraldo Banovac
Niggas is decaf, I stick 'em for the C.R.E.A.M.
— Method Man
You know what they say, there's a time and a place for decaf: Never and in the trash." I
— Emma Scott
Seriously, however, I learn a lot about my physical life in the aging and changing of my body.
— Malcolm Boyd
You do what you do out of your private love of the thing itself.
— Annie Dillard
I need coffee to deal with this, and I'm not getting decaf.
— Matthew Arnold Stern
I like girls to be wild but at the same time beautifully brought up and very funny.
— Karl Lagerfeld
Death before Decaf!
— Elizabeth Noble
I was kind of an obnoxious kid. I would imitate Celine Dion. I would jump around and belt to the rafters and do the accent and everything.
— Kimiko Glenn
Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit.
— Hank Aaron