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Deli Quotes & Sayings

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Deli Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Bologna is a deli meat for people with

Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes. — Mitch Hedberg

Deli Quotes By Michael J. Fox: I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because

I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. — Michael J. Fox

Deli Quotes By Mary Beth Whitehead: I'm this high school dropout. I quit in

I'm this high school dropout. I quit in my sophomore year, when I was 15. I worked for a while in a deli, and when I was almost 17, I got married. — Mary Beth Whitehead

Deli Quotes By David Sedaris: She hit bottom when she physically attacked a

She hit bottom when she physically attacked a deaf-mute. This was a boy of fourteen, a beloved neighborhood figure who delivered for the nearby deli. — David Sedaris

Deli Quotes By Laura Buzo: She's-big-she's-blond-she-works-in-deli Georgia

She's-big-she's-blond-she-works-in-deli Georgia — Laura Buzo

Deli Quotes By Adam Driver: I don't feel like I have to dress

I don't feel like I have to dress up to go to the deli. — Adam Driver

Deli Quotes By Jerry Saltz: I have never really cooked, don't know how

I have never really cooked, don't know how to use my dishwasher, and subsist mainly on prepared deli takeout. I don't even eat in restaurants much. — Jerry Saltz

Deli Quotes By Mike Newell: I am not Jewish, but I think that

I am not Jewish, but I think that America invented nothing so fine as deli food. — Mike Newell

Deli Quotes By Aslaug Magnusdottir: I try not to take much time off

I try not to take much time off for lunch, so I usually end up with a tossed salad from the local deli. — Aslaug Magnusdottir

Deli Quotes By David Sedaris: Man ordering at Butera's deli/prepared-foods counter: "Hey, give

Man ordering at Butera's deli/prepared-foods counter: "Hey, give me one of them chickens what spins around. — David Sedaris