Dessert Quotes
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Dessert Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
— Bill Watterson
Because coffee with sugar isn't coffee, it's dessert. It might as well be an energy drink.
— Carre Armstrong Gardner
I like to eat sweets. When I go to a restaurant, I'll read the dessert menu before I even look at the entrees.
— Morris Chestnut
I blame my dad for my sweet tooth. His motto was 'Life is short; eat dessert first.' How can I argue with that?
— Wendy Mass
I am crazy for dessert. I eat everything. No one should be denied anything ... just don't eat the whole thing.
— Keri Russell
That's what dessert means to me: a dollop of sweet love in an otherwise cold world.
— Sarah Strohmeyer
I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich.
— Alber Elbaz
And there will be no more interruptions and you will be staying for dessert, coffee, and cigars.
— Abraham Verghese
Just a plate of negligence with a side of hope for dessert.
— Jes Fuhrmann
Pie may just be the Madonna-whore of the dessert world.
— Pascale Le Draoulec
Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first!
— Helen Keller
Life is short. Eat dessert first.
— Jacques Torres
I like Kahlua and ice cream as a dessert.
— Hamilton Jordan
I love dessert. I can't be guilty about it because I have to taste everything. I experiment.
— Martha Stewart
One evening when I had my wood-burning stove going I realized I hadn't thought of dessert.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos.
— Don Kardong
Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.
— Karl Kraus
Every woman should know how to make one signature dessert. Not for anyone else but herself.
— Jennifer Probst
If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.
— Janet Evanovich
Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert.
— B.C. Forbes
There is no bottom to the cake. I'm digging through the kind of soil that supports rhododendrons: it's that dark.
— Joanna Walsh
Dinner is to a day what dessert is to dinner.
— Michael Dorris
Life is short, so I'm going to have dessert whenever possible.
— Lisa Mantchev
By some people the meal itself is a long delay between the appetizer and the dessert.
— Gertrude Berg
I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig.
— Gordon Ramsay
Some people prefer eating dessert to the main course. These people have never been really hungry.
— Vera Nazarian
Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.
— Ernest Hemingway,
Life is dessert - too brief to hurry.
— Ann Voskamp
Dessert is the most important meal of the day!
— Lemony Snicket
I've never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn't fix.
— Sarah Ockler
With the exception of dessert, food is food.
— Janet Evanovich
Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye
— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Juice is a poor man's dessert.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If you want to grow up to be a big, strong pea, you have to eat your candy, Papa Pea would say.
— Amy Krouse Rosenthal
Just about every available femaleand some unavailable
seemed to think the way to his heart was through his blood sugar levels. — Kelly Moran
Dessert doesn't count if you're sharing someone else's.
— Elizabeth Jane Howard
The poor looking shepherd of the dessert is in substance very rich with all the magical treasures of the desert.
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
I'd rather have sex than dessert.
— Mary J. Williams
My favorite dessert is banana pudding.
— Lennon Parham
Oh, you were the dessert. The Rattrays were the meal.
— Charlaine Harris
The only obvious advantage to being an adult is that you can eat your dessert without haying sampled the vegetables.
— Lisa Alther
If one is unable to buy Courvoisier, one should forcibly restrain oneself from serving strawberries Romanoff for dessert.
— Harlan Ellison
There are times in life when sugar turns into medicine. This was one of those times.
— Ilona Andrews
I've been wondering," Isabelle commented reflectively over dessert, "if it is foolish to make new memories when you know you are going to lose them.
— Erica Bauermeister
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits.
— Stefano Gabbana
In fact, for dessert, I'll skip the rest of the cake and take one order of sexy single dad, please.
— Lauren Blakely
Music, I'd heard him say, was like dessert. He could live without it, but life just wasn't as good.
— Sara Novic
Death is a poison parsley on a dessert wine.
— Chirag Tulsiani
I don't eat a ton of pasta or bread. But I eat dessert almost every night, and I drink. You need a bit of balance, and I've found mine.
— Misty Copeland
She's like a dessert-hoarding dragon." Alys
— Leigh Bardugo
The flesh of her butt jiggled like water-filled beach balls, oil drops dangling from a soupspoon, oversized Jell-O dessert cups.
— Dennis Vickers
While dessert tastes good, woman cannot live on cake alone.
— Melissa Ford
We'll have supper in a little while, but I believe we should eat dessert first.
— Cinda Williams Chima
Dessert is to a meal what a dress is to a woman.
— Beatrice Peltre
Any man who would deny you dessert isn't worth having.
— Shanna Swendson
I am starting to think that maybe memories are like this dessert. I eat it, and it becomes a part of me, whether I remember it later or not.
— Erica Bauermeister
One feels rather lonely in the dessert.''It is just as lonely among men. — Antoine De Saint-Exupery
You talk about me, I am chicken to fight you. That's not true. I bring you dessert on November 12th.
— Vitali Klitschko
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
She wants to have hiked; I want to have had dessert.
— Anne Lamott
I balance my meals. I have never been a big dessert guy.
— Robert Herjavec
It's a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.
— Jane Curtin
Thy breath is like the steame of apple-pyes.
— Robert Greene
Darn kids! That's it, no dessert after dinner! And if you eat my flowers again it will be an early bed time!
— K.M. Shea
Dessert doesn't count if you eat under an assumed identity.
— Valerie Harper
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
— Fernando Pessoa
If the second date seems to be going well, it's pretty much a given that by dessert I'll renounce my faith
— Josh Stern
If you are not appetisers, main course and dessert, you are dating the wrong diner...
— Virginia Alison
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert
— Kris Kristofferson
I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night ...
— Erma Bombeck
This simple dessert reminds me a little of our relationship, sweet and decadent and oh so bad for you.
— Alexis Alvarez
Sex is the dessert in a relationship, not the appetizer
— Linda Alfiori
In the middle of a dessert, no one talks about the virtues of the Sun!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
