Dessert Humor Quotes
Collection of top 23 famous quotes about Dessert Humor
Dessert Humor Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
— Bill Watterson
Your consciousness will make you conscious of others
— Thabiso Monkoe
All of today's DNA, strung through all the cells of the earth, is simply an extension and elaboration of [the] first molecule.
— Lewis Thomas
If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.
— Janet Evanovich
There is no bottom to the cake. I'm digging through the kind of soil that supports rhododendrons: it's that dark.
— Joanna Walsh
Often, marriage was solitude, with company.
— Deb Caletti
It is a waste of time to dissipate one's moral zeal in disapproving of royal persons who have mistresses.
— Robertson Davies
Darn kids! That's it, no dessert after dinner! And if you eat my flowers again it will be an early bed time!
— K.M. Shea
This is terrible wine, no?' I agreed. It was a carbonated sweet wine, acceptable only because of its alcohol content.
— Graeme Simsion
I find it incredible and outrageous that public and school libraries are being forced to close - we'll all pay the price in the long term.
— Anthony Browne
You can go to hell!""Just because I'm going to hell doesn't mean you'll ever deserve her. — Tahereh Mafi
Much of my high-jinx have been drug-related. When you're under 30, whatever, but once you're past 40 it's just ugly.
— Courtney Love
Dessert doesn't count if you're sharing someone else's.
— Elizabeth Jane Howard
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
If the second date seems to be going well, it's pretty much a given that by dessert I'll renounce my faith
— Josh Stern
My real adversary has no name, no face, no party. It will never be elected, yet it governs - the adversary is the world of finance.
— Francois Hollande
