Diarrhea Quotes
Collection of top 54 famous quotes about Diarrhea
Diarrhea Quotes & Sayings
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My Grandmother says that love is like a bout of diarrhea, it needs neither an invitation nor privacy.
— Dora Okeyo
This was Jonan's boat. She had helped Nan Seller dose his entire crew against the annual diarrhea outbreak known as the winter runs
— Sarah Zettel
I had thought Chicago was inevitable, like diarrhea.
— John Varley
Throwing up was no big deal. It was a lot less painful than hemorrhoids or tooth decay, and more refined than diarrhea
— Haruki Murakami
I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.
— Mr. Krabs
I find the fact that more than 750,000 children still die every year around the world because of severe dehydration due to diarrhea unacceptable.
— Chelsea Clinton
Never done an explosion, but I have had explosive diarrhea, and that was very, very real. Good thing I have my trailer.
— Steven Soderbergh
slanderous diarrhea of the mouth.
— Joe Couch
Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.
— Jennifer Lawrence
You're an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea.
— Jason Mraz
A person who gossips & talks too much may not suffer from Bipolar Disorder but may suffer from Verbal Diarrhea.
— Timothy Pina
Revolutions are 90% social diarrhea.
— G. Willow Wilson
We have to do whatever we can to ensure that no child dies of diarrhea.
— Chelsea Clinton
Then you're a big loser, you don't get to finish the game, and the rest of the year will be about as much fun as a case of never-ending diarrhea,
— James Patterson
This was the kack's cradle, icky-poo's bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet.
— Jack Bunbury
Shit happens. Sometimes diarrhea happens.
— Kallypso Masters
Blood is thicker than water, and so is diarrhea
— Josh Stern
I have lived most my life with chronic inflammation and constant pain with immediate diarrhea.
— Mike McCready
Often children came in with minor colds or coughs or diarrhea and then suddenly, they were dead.
— Barbara Demick
You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.
— Cody Lundin
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
— Adam Carolla
Every year 3.1 million Indian children die before the age of 5, mostly from diseases of poverty like diarrhea.
— Nicholas D. Kristof
History my god. An incurable diarrhea of dead immortals.
— Robert Coover
It is still just unbelievable to us that diarrhea is one of the leading causes of child deaths in the world.
— Melinda Gates
What the fuck was wrong with me, I wondered. I wished there was a version of Pepto Bismol for verbal diarrhea, because I'd invest in it. My
— Mariana Zapata
Ricin - Death by diarrhea
— Anders Breivik
The Bible says love your neighbor, not have nasty diarrhea of the mouth about your neighbor.
— Delia Steele
Weird or someone with mouth diarrhea. Depends on people's point of view,
— Stephanie Witter
There's no way a person could have this much diarrhea and survive.
— Christina Lauren
I was diarrhea and she was merely a bad case of indigestion.
— Tarryn Fisher
When I have diarrhea I sit backwards on the toilet, because I like to face my enemy before I destroy it.
— Sarah Palin
Nose-hairs gone: runny nostrils. Constipation and diarrhea alternating
— Christopher Hitchens
There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
— Jim Gaffigan
Enough of this. Does every conversation with you have to be the director's cut? Get out of the car.
— Jonathan Lethem
Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.
— Dana Gould
Revolutions are ninety percent social diarrhea.
— G. Willow Wilson
Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sorry - I get word vomit. You know, where you can't stop talking? It's like diarrhea, but vomit? You know?
— Sara DiVello
There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.
— Henry A. Kissinger
