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Doctor Patient Funny Quotes By John Oliver: I would hate to meet myself at 15.

I would hate to meet myself at 15. — John Oliver

Doctor Patient Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!" — Henny Youngman

Doctor Patient Funny Quotes By Poul Anderson: Give fear no hold on you. Keep sinews

Give fear no hold on you. Keep sinews loose and senses open, ready at every instant to flow with the rush of action. — Poul Anderson

Doctor Patient Funny Quotes By Kimberly Hahn: The past has passed; the time for grace

The past has passed; the time for grace is now! Let's respond to the grace of this moment with the gifts of the Spirit active in our lives ... — Kimberly Hahn

Doctor Patient Funny Quotes By Erin Hunter: Rage swelled inside Mapleshade's head until the sounds

Rage swelled inside Mapleshade's head until the sounds of the forest faded away and her vision blurred. She — Erin Hunter

Doctor Patient Funny Quotes By Molly Harper: Oh, go sting the BumbleBee.

Oh, go sting the BumbleBee. — Molly Harper

Doctor Patient Funny Quotes By Sally Phillips: I tell people that I'm a Christian, but

I tell people that I'm a Christian, but I don't think it's giving an insight into who I am or what I'm about. — Sally Phillips

Doctor Patient Funny Quotes By Carrie Ann Ryan: Words were far more powerful than most believed.

Words were far more powerful than most believed. — Carrie Ann Ryan

Doctor Patient Funny Quotes By George Lucas: There wasn't anything in my life that was

There wasn't anything in my life that was going to stop me from making movies. — George Lucas

Doctor Patient Funny Quotes By Tyga: I did not have to dream I made

I did not have to dream I made it a reality. — Tyga

Doctor Patient Funny Quotes By Kelly Macdonald: I get claustrophobic in a harness. I'd be

I get claustrophobic in a harness. I'd be a terrible superhero. — Kelly Macdonald

Doctor Patient Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: Broad-minded is just another way of saying a

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion. — Will Rogers

Doctor Patient Funny Quotes By Nathanael Emmons: In reasoning upon moral subjects, we have great

In reasoning upon moral subjects, we have great occasion for candor, in order to compare circumstances, and weigh arguments with impartiality. — Nathanael Emmons

Doctor Patient Funny Quotes By Arthur Judson: Does any sane man imagine that the church

Does any sane man imagine that the church could cease to be missionary and remain the church? — Arthur Judson

Doctor Patient Funny Quotes By Han Yujoo: Every beautiful thing cracks and shatters and collapses

Every beautiful thing cracks and shatters and collapses and crumples and bleeds. If not now, it will eventually. — Han Yujoo

Doctor Patient Funny Quotes By Richard Lugar: It's very unlikely that we're going to send

It's very unlikely that we're going to send more troops to Iraq. We are going to have to train the Iraqis faster and harder. — Richard Lugar