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Lately, I've become accustomed to the wayThe ground opens up and envelopes me
Each time I go out to walk the dog. — Amiri Baraka
My parents gave me a boxer puppy as a present. I have wanted a dog for years and must first give her attention in the morning.
— Natalie Du Toit
As soon as I arrive at the house, Laurie starts running, hits my chest, knocks me down, and licks my face. It's become a family ritual.
— Beverly Sills
This is a bit different to the Thursday breakfast I'm used to. It's usually just me and my dog.
— Shane Tronc
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
— Wendy Liebman
Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that ... and I like it that way. (Leo)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I love shutting my front door and being at home with just my dog and me. That's when I'm happiest.
— Lucy Davis
I need a dog pretty badly. I dreamed of dogs last night. They sat in a circle and looked at me and I wanted all of them.
— John Steinbeck
The way to be gay is to make other people gay," Miss Lonelyhearts said. "Sleep with me and I'll be one gay dog.
— Nathanael West
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Show me the person that calls another a fool, and i will prove the extent of his mediocrity.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
I don't like leaving my dog when I go to England and she is with me all the time.
— Shirley Maclaine
You promoted me for my ruthless stubbornness and dog-headed determination, not my tech savvy. Plus, I'm a damn good shot.
— Katherine McIntyre
There's no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner.
— John Grogan
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
— Gertrude Stein
I basically sat around unemployed in Sydney for three years straight, and the two things that saved me were the rugby league and my dog.
— Ben Mendelsohn
The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart-see, they bark at me.
— William Shakespeare
I've been dog rough, half blind and barking mad for years but you don't catch me going on about it.
— Alan Moore
Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
— Lisa Kudrow
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What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons.
— Rodman Philbrick
It's a dog-eat-dog world, and people like me are Purina ALPO - even easier to eat than another dog. Nom, nom. I
— Elle Casey
I have a dog at home, and that's my baby. She's my girl, and I would do absolutely anything for her. She's like a child to me.
— Michael Graziadei
I let the dog out, or I let him in, and we talk some. I let him know I like him, and he lets me know he likes me.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Lord, No one but you and I understands what faithfulness is. Do not let me die until, for them, all danger is driven away.
— Carmen Bernos De Gasztold
Show me a dog who still cannot perform a task after it has been trained over and over again, and I'll tell you who the slow learner is.
— Barry McDonald
Me and my dog are best friends.
— Daniel Johns
(I) just had to show there's life in the old dog yet. (You) don't have to go out and shoot me.
— Billy Idol
My subconscious rolls her eyes at me in despair and goes back to reading her dog-eared copy of Jane Eyre.
— E.L. James
People gave me such a bad time about wanting a baby. I didn't want a baby, and I still don't. I wanted a dog.
— Ann Patchett
The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.
— Gordon Korman
You call me misbeliever, cut-throat, dog, And spit upon my Jewish gaberdine,
— Stephen Greenblatt
You can't manipulate me. I made the choice because you look like some lost puppy dog at the the thought of losing me, and I felt bad for you.
— Stephanie Rowe
Do you know there is always a barrier between me and any man or woman who does not like dogs?
— Ellen Glasgow
'The Dog Whisperer' to me is a show that had a passion, and it helped me save relationships.
— Cesar Millan
This business is dog eat dog and nobody is gonna eat me.
— Samuel Goldwyn Jr.
I wish my kid would act like my dog sometimes. My dog listens to me and does what I tell him to do.
— Cesar Millan
My dog is going to come back to me. I'm going to find him, and I'm going to bring him home. We're going to be together, again.
— Gail Graham
Mommy, he told me he's going to take me away for some candy and I can pet his fat dog.
— Karina Halle
I didn't grow up with pets, but I live alone and figured a dog might be good for me. His name is Drexl, and he's a shih-tzu.
— Marsha Thomason
I adore you, Emilia Ward, let me worship you and I will be your dog, your slave ... anything you want. Just don't leave me.
— Amanda Lance
I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV.
— Phillip Lim
If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.
— Gabriel Iglesias
Walking my dogs twice a day provides me with an opening and closing of my day, and I've learned to use those walks for a walking meditation.
— Patrick Fabian
I had a wonderful teacher about animal behavior - my dog Rusty. He taught me that animals have personalities, minds, and feelings.
— Jane Goodall
Animals are a continuous source of inspiration and wonder to me. I would love to play a dog.
— James Ransone
It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Every dog has like me the impulse to question, and I have like every dog the impulse not to answer.
— Franz Kafka
Tell me, if you can, of anything that's finer than an evening in camp with a rare old friend and a dog after one's heart.
— Nash Buckingham
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded period.
— Shaquille O'Neal
Just tell me you're mine, I'm yours, and you won't kiss, fuck or otherwise let any other man batter dip his corn dog with you.
— C.M. Stunich
I love my job but it takes a lot for me to leave my kids, leave my husband and leave my dogs.
— Catherine Zeta-Jones
Cook him up with some barbecued dog ... cook that yellow chump. I'll make that mother f**ker make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice.
— Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Every time I go out and do something, Hans panics and starts trying to beat me. He's like a dog humping your leg.
— Dean Potter
Hair of the dog and to keep me company I made a drink.
— James Kirkwood Jr.
We're all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother and me, Katie - " "Right," I snorted. "She said I'm dumber than her bladder-challenged dog.
— Gordon Korman
I would look at a dog and when our eyes met, I realized that the dog and all creatures are my family. They're like you and me.
— Ziggy Marley
Deke looked at me anxiously, reminding me very much of a large and handsome dog who needs a stick to fetch.
— Jeff Lindsay
I'm a lot less cranky when it's just me and my dog.
— Bob Peterson
The misery of keeping a dog is his dying so soon. But, to be sure, if he lived for fifty years and then died, what would become of me?
— Walter Scott
I started early, took my dog, And visited the sea; The mermaids in the basement Came out to look at me
— Emily Dickinson
Don't sound so grumpy. Next thing you know you'll be whinning and giving me puppy dog eyes.
— Dana Marie Bell
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.
— Josh Billings
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
— Lewis Grizzard
My dog! the difference between thee and me knows only our Creator.
— Alphonse De Lamartine
You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.
— Stone Cold Steve Austin
I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.
— Barbara Woodhouse
The dog actors and the relationship they have with their trainers is one of the most beautiful things I've ever watched happen in front of me.
— Jamie Lee Curtis
I can't find who wrote this (it was't me)but I think it is great. Before I was your mother, I was a girl. — Beth Lyon Barnett
There are people who read my work and accuse me of being political! As far as I'm concerned that's like accusing a dog of having a bark!
— Barbara Kingsolver
I won't say that you're pretty because that dog already did. And I won't say you're funny because you have had me laughing since I met you.
— Melissa Landers
