Drinking Humor Quotes
Collection of top 63 famous quotes about Drinking Humor
Drinking Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Carrie Fisher: "I did masses of opiates religiously. — Carrie Fisher








"We always go out on Fridays."
"It's Thursday, Alvis."
"You are so tied to routine. — Jess Walter

Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker

Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. — Terry Pratchett





There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. — Drew Carey


David shrugged. 'I get that feeling every time I go drinking with you. — Chris Lester






"What's the point of that, Miss?" the waiter said.
"Tomorrow morning," Mabel said. — Libba Bray

'Why does he get depressed?'
'Sometimes it's because he hasn't had a drink. — Terry Pratchett







and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis






"Yeah... But I was wearing my seatbelt. — Daniel Younger









