Early Night Funny Quotes
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Early Night Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Not everybody is strong enough to endure life without an anesthetic. Drink probably averts more gross crime than it causes.
— George Bernard Shaw
A man who makes a one-dollar profit on his expense account is dishonest. A man who loses five cents on one is a damned fool.
— Gene Fowler
The civility which money will purchase, is rarely extended to those who have none.
— Charles Dickens
Quit allowing negativity to block the positive gifts which are meant for you along with the hard lessons and tribulations.
— Bryant McGill
Days like today should come with a warning label, I muse. Today's Going to Suck! Skip the Coffee and Go Straight for the Alcohol.
— Laura Kreitzer
