Eating Humor Quotes
Collection of top 59 famous quotes about Eating Humor
Eating Humor Quotes & Sayings
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When in doubt, ingest carbs.
— Rachel Cohn
'There's a seagull eating our food,' he told me, and it was the most romantic thing I'd ever heard.
— T.J. Klune
Carnatur, eh? What are they man-eating daisies?
— Nicole Sager
I've always found wildlife very calmingexcept when animals are eating each other, of course. — Tom Upton
When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!
— Demetri Martin
In geometry, whenever we had to find the area of a circle, pi * radius squared, I would get really hungry for pie. Square pie.
— Dan Florence
Not only eating Lieutenant, but slobbering over the food as well. Clearly, he, she, or it has no manners.
— Douglas Preston
What are you doing eating a salad? If you turned sideways in the wind, you'd whistle.
— Lani Diane Rich
I do not eat breakfast. i never eat breakfast. I haven't eaten breakfast since I was able to walk out the back door without eating breakfast first.
— David Levithan
If I had seen pictures of people eating each other on the wall, I would've told him I was into cannibalism.
— Chelsea Handler
Will everyone stop eating dinosaurs?' she frowned.
— Neale Osborne
We don't ask when people age out of singing, or eating ice cream; why would we stop making love?
— Ashton Applewhite
The melon of Castile is for self abuse. The melon of Valencia for eating.
— Ernest Hemingway,
Remorse is eating his soul like a caterpillar in a cabbage.
— Dorothy L. Sayers
I love children. Eating them, that is.
— Keith McGowan
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
— Helen Rowland
And all the while she shoveled forkfuls into her mouth like a pie-eating contestant in the home stretch.
— Cathy Skendrovich
Who knew death could lead to an eating disorder?
— Corey Redekop
Living life without humor is like eating food without taste buds.
— Jonathan Heatt
I decide that we could always indulge ourselves later. First, I had a soul-eating stone of power to poke with a stick.
— Lisa Shearin
Women with clear, healthy skin are not Paleo-eating stress free robots who never get their periods.
— Adina Grigore
You'll never regret eating blueberries or working up a sweat.
— Jacquelyn Mitchard
One of the best reasons for eating alone is the assurance that you will enjoy the company.
— Karen E. Quinones Miller
What is with these guys? Where's the thrill in watching snakes eat?
I certainly didn't thrill in watching humans eat. — Patrick Jennings
Do Dragons eat Mexican?" Hank wondered out loud."Dude, they eat people. Mexican is a vast improvement over people. — Robyn Peterman
No one should ever go hungry, what with chewing ourselves out, eating crow and swallowing pride.
— Chris Brady
You have a faculty for defining the simplest in terms of the grandiose, so that a poor devil like me can't understand it.
— Malcolm Bradbury
isn't telling a girl you just loooooove eating horsemeat one step away from saying you haven't lived 'til you've eaten puppy skewers?
— Rachel Dratch
It is possible to chip your tooth while eating gummy bears when a plane is landing.
— Chelsea Handler
It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating Craig's Ice Cream
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Now I remember why I hate eating sheep. Horrible, fluffy things that give me hair balls and indigestion. ( Saphira from the Eragon Series)
— Christopher Paolini
We must stop eating!' cried Toad as he ate another.
— Arnold Lobel
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
— Solange Nicole
I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
— Tommy Cooper
How sick are you? Holy crap. Are you dying or something? Is that why you're going ona retreat and eating only lettuce? — Maisey Yates
My little girls can break my heart. They can make me cry just looking at them eating their string beans.
— Barack Obama
I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
— Britney Spears
Just thinking about the cake she was not eating made her cry.
— Michael Kaplan
The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair
— Olive B. Persimmon
Do fish get cramps after eating?
— Steven Wright
As the proverb said, "Think in the morning, Act in the noon, Eat in the evening, Sleep in the night." Too late for thinking now. Too early for eating.
— Orson Scott Card
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
— Adam Carolla