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Ex Wives Funny Quotes By Des Lynam: Kicked wide of the goal with such precision

Kicked wide of the goal with such precision — Des Lynam

Ex Wives Funny Quotes By Bruce Springsteen: You're born into this life paying for the

You're born into this life paying for the sins of somebody else's past. — Bruce Springsteen

Ex Wives Funny Quotes By Mignon McLaughlin: Men never know how tired they are till

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin

Ex Wives Funny Quotes By David Berg: You are still going to be you. You'll

You are still going to be you. You'll look a lot the same, only better - much better! — David Berg

Ex Wives Funny Quotes By Alfred Lord Tennyson: Gone - flitted away, Taken the stars from

Gone - flitted away, Taken the stars from the night and the sun From the day! Gone, and a cloud in my heart. — Alfred Lord Tennyson

Ex Wives Funny Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar: We are all regular people, Pia,' she laughs.

We are all regular people, Pia,' she laughs. 'But we are not
regular wives. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Ex Wives Funny Quotes By Guillermo Del Toro: Neeva looked at the puddle of Christ's tears

Neeva looked at the puddle of Christ's tears on the floor. When the power of Jesus fails you, then you know you truly are shit out of luck — Guillermo Del Toro

Ex Wives Funny Quotes By Kin Hubbard: The only time some fellows are seen with

The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted. — Kin Hubbard

Ex Wives Funny Quotes By Tim Allen: I'm a very bad student, but a great

I'm a very bad student, but a great learner. — Tim Allen

Ex Wives Funny Quotes By Samuel Beckett: ...The less I think of it the more

...The less I think of it the more certain I am. — Samuel Beckett

Ex Wives Funny Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar: Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Ex Wives Funny Quotes By Michael Socha: I always get nervous when I watch what

I always get nervous when I watch what I'm in. Very self-critical. — Michael Socha

Ex Wives Funny Quotes By Meg Wolitzer: ...the Iraq war was the Ishtar of wars.

...the Iraq war was the Ishtar of wars. — Meg Wolitzer

Ex Wives Funny Quotes By William Cosmo Monkhouse: There once was an old man of Lyme

There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!' — William Cosmo Monkhouse

Ex Wives Funny Quotes By Edmund Hillary: I was extremely lucky that I had two

I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true. — Edmund Hillary

Ex Wives Funny Quotes By James Patterson: I knew my transformation was complete when Dr.Keyes

I knew my transformation was complete when Dr.Keyes asked, "How are you feeling today, Tandy?" and I responded "I'm not — James Patterson

Ex Wives Funny Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Every human being needs to find the meaning

Every human being needs to find the meaning of life and receive a satisfaction in it — Sunday Adelaja