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People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something.
— Mitch Hedberg
I don't really leave my house too much, 'cause I don't like ... it's funny, I don't really like to be high and famous at the same time.
— Mac Miller
And as we leave Donne and Walton on the shores of Metahemeralism, we wave a fond farewell to those famous chums of yore.
— Donna Tartt
Oh! be thou blest with all that Heaven can send, Long health, long youth, long pleasure-and a friend.
— Alexander Pope
To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor.
— Bauvard
It only seems scarey' Klaus said, as if reading his sister's thoughts, 'because of the mist.
— Lemony Snicket
Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though.
— Robert DeCoteau
I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am.
— Gustave Eiffel
We preferred our own way of living. We were no expense to the government. All we wanted was peace and to be left alone.
— Crazy Horse
Together in our house, in the firelight, we are the world made small.
— Jennifer Donnelly
I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.
— Chloe Grace Moretz
I did not know that we had ever quarreled.
— Henry David Thoreau
Change is neither good or bad; it simply is.
[Written by Matthew Weiner] — Don Draper 'Mad Men'
[Written by Matthew Weiner] — Don Draper 'Mad Men'
When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when I meet them.
— Ashish Chauhan
You call it madness, but I call it love.
— Don Byas
Some dead people said smart stuff.
— Bob Saget
It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it.
— Matt LeBlanc