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Fart Love Quotes By Kim Jong Il: A film with an untidy plot cannot grip

A film with an untidy plot cannot grip the audience and define their emotional response. — Kim Jong Il

Fart Love Quotes By Khaled Hosseini: Your job today is to pass gas. You

Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food. — Khaled Hosseini

Fart Love Quotes By Stephen K. Amos: Love is like a lost fart. If you

Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit. — Stephen K. Amos

Fart Love Quotes By John Suckling: Love is the fartOf every heartIt pains the

Love is the fart
Of every heart
It pains the man when 'tis kept close,
And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose. — John Suckling

Fart Love Quotes By Pablo Picasso: If I could say this I wouldn't have

If I could say this I wouldn't have to paint. — Pablo Picasso

Fart Love Quotes By Chuck Smith: What we are really lacking today is a

What we are really lacking today is a real hatred of evil. — Chuck Smith

Fart Love Quotes By Elizabeth Lesser: Your lesson in this lifetime is to find

Your lesson in this lifetime is to find and trust your own precious voice. — Elizabeth Lesser

Fart Love Quotes By Jasmine Guy: The state and the church seldom approve of

The state and the church seldom approve of anything I do. I don't need their approval. I don't aspire to the heterosexual nuclear family model. — Jasmine Guy

Fart Love Quotes By Neal Shusterman: Tranq'd by your own gun,"Lev says."How pathetic.

Tranq'd by your own gun,"Lev says."How pathetic. — Neal Shusterman

Fart Love Quotes By Ann Everett: Love? Dude. It's like a fart. You don't

Love? Dude. It's like a fart. You don't even know it's happening, but all of a sudden,it crawls up the crack of your ass and then the stink hits you. — Ann Everett

Fart Love Quotes By Romain Rolland: One makes mistakes; that is life.But it is

One makes mistakes; that is life.
But it is never a mistake to have loved. — Romain Rolland

Fart Love Quotes By Michel De Montaigne: I leaf through books, I do not study

I leaf through books, I do not study them. What I retain of them is something I no longer recognize as anyone else's. — Michel De Montaigne

Fart Love Quotes By James Kidd: A fart in the face is love.

A fart in the face is love. — James Kidd

Fart Love Quotes By Sherif Girgis: ordinary friendships simply do not affect the common

ordinary friendships simply do not affect the common good in structured ways that could justify legal regulation. — Sherif Girgis

Fart Love Quotes By Holly Bourne: Almost there..." I said, like I was taking

Almost there..." I said, like I was taking my child to Disneyland. — Holly Bourne

Fart Love Quotes By Stephen Covey: I win the private victory when I have

I win the private victory when I have made my mind up and commit to live by correct principles and to serve worthy purposes. — Stephen Covey

Fart Love Quotes By Janet Evanovich: Omigod,' I said on a sudden flash of

Omigod,' I said on a sudden flash of sleep-deprived insight. 'You're the big bad wolf.'
There are some similarities. — Janet Evanovich

Fart Love Quotes By Erma Bombeck: You show me a boy who brings a

You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I'll show you an orphan. — Erma Bombeck

Fart Love Quotes By Francis Bacon: You could say that I have no inspiration,

You could say that I have no inspiration, that I only need to paint. — Francis Bacon

Fart Love Quotes By Himmilicious: The biggest milestone in a relationship is when

The biggest milestone in a relationship is when you can fart in front of each other freely and loudly. Without judgements — Himmilicious

Fart Love Quotes By Pattie Mallette: One fleece down, one to go.

One fleece down, one to go. — Pattie Mallette