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Talking with this girl is like trying to catch fleas, you never know which way she was going to jump.
— Ruth Downie
I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.
— Jane Wagner
And so fleas look up at the sky and wonder why stars.
— Marisha Pessl
History will die if not irritated. The only service I can do to my profession is to serve as a flea.
— Henry Adams
Fine! Do whatever you want. And when you get fleas, don't come complaining to me.
— Shelly Laurenston
Adam has angels like a dog has fleas. He came here with them, and the more time you spend around him, the more likely you are to get them yourself.
— Martha N. Beck
We're living in primate heaven. We're warm, dry, we're not hungry, we don't have fleas and ticks and infections. So why are we so miserable?
— Steven Pinker
Fleas know not whether they are upon the body of a giant or upon one of ordinary size.
— Walter Savage Landor
Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills
— Groucho Marx
Politicians are always interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Henry,that's how you get rid of fleas. You keep them from laying eggs. You go to war with them.
— Jason Jack Miller
Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound.
— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
— Jean Harlow
[A lesser light asked Ummon Are there multiple futures Ummon answered Does a dog have fleas]
— Dan Simmons
So, naturalists observe, a flea; Hath smaller fleas that on him prey; And these have smaller fleas to bite 'em, And so proceed ad infinitum.
— Jonathan Swift
He wore sweatpants and a T-shirt and had stopped in the middle of the hall, furiously scratching one bare forearm. "Fleas?" I said.
— Kelley Armstrong
Standing before him, the blight of idyllic thought and aspiration--rotting souls reproducing like fleas.
— Glen R. Krisch
Sleep with a dog and rise full of fleas.
— Sarah Kane
You cannot flea a stone.
— George Herbert
Glory, glory, said the Bee, Hallelujah, said the Flea. Praise the Lord, remarked the Wren. At springtime all is born-again.
— Eric Metaxas
Haste is good only in catching fleas.
— Alla Yaroshinskaya
Towards gnats and fleas we should show no pity. We would do right to hang petty thieves, petty calumniators, and slanderers.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
I'm on the verge of a total breakdown. Sciatica. Taxes. Cars. Fleas, possibly. It's an absurd existence.
— Jonathan Ames
Some got rabies, some got fleas, some got incurable diseases from this cockamamie business.
— George Harrison
He that lies down with dogs shall rise up with fleas.
— Benjamin Franklin
A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.
— Edward Noyes Westcott
Nay, it ain't got fleas, and 'tis a girl.
— Cecilia Dart-Thornton
Sending armies to McClellan is like shoveling fleas across a barnyard, not half of them get there.
— Abraham Lincoln
A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.
— H.L. Mencken
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.
— Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Only a flea of hope.. 'But fleas ain't easy to rid' -Meronym
— David Mitchell
I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small yapping poodle on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
— Phil Zimmermann
Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature.
— Stephen King
The Americans' clothes were meanwhile passing through poison gas. Body lice and bacteria and fleas were dying by the billions. So it goes.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
He that lies with the dogs, riseth with fleas.
— George Herbert
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
— Keisha Keenleyside
It doesn't matter to criminals if the event is called a gun show or a flea market if they can buy guns. — Janet Reno
I am a dog that loves my fleas.
— Uncle Kracker
The better a work is, the more it attracts criticism; it is like the fleas who rush to jump on white linens.
— Gustave Flaubert
We have to fight them daily, lake fleas, those many small worries about the morrow, for they sap our energies.
— Etty Hillesum
Fine writers should split hairs together, and sit side by side, like friendly apes, to pick the fleas from each others fur.
— Logan Pearsall Smith
Answer: 2 and 4 fleas. Go
— Puzzleland
You easy-living boys had better get set, they said. There's johnnies out there thicker than fleas on a billy goat in a barnlot
— Shelby Foote
It was the first time he'd persuaded a girl into bed by mentioning the possibility of fleas.
— Karen Chance
I have sown Dragon's teeth and reaped only fleas.
— Heinrich Heine
One day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on FOX News.
— David Letterman
Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.
— David Feherty
Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.
— Francis Galton
He who lies down with dogs shall rise with fleas
— Christina Dodd