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Friday Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Friday Funny Quotes By Ed Bernard: Why do people say they wish every day

Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day. — Ed Bernard

Friday Funny Quotes By Ja Rule: There is only one me.

There is only one me. — Ja Rule

Friday Funny Quotes By George Carlin: The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave

The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend. — George Carlin

Friday Funny Quotes By Meister Eckhart: God cannot know himself without me.

God cannot know himself without me. — Meister Eckhart

Friday Funny Quotes By Stephen King: But to a dog, the stench of a

But to a dog, the stench of a decaying rat probably smells like Chanel No. 5. — Stephen King

Friday Funny Quotes By Mohith Agadi: You are only Half Happy unless you love

You are only Half Happy unless you love them both equally: Friday & Monday! — Mohith Agadi

Friday Funny Quotes By Gregory Benford: The movies are most people's exposure to ideas

The movies are most people's exposure to ideas about the future. — Gregory Benford

Friday Funny Quotes By Mark Hart: Friday and Saturday nights have a funny way

Friday and Saturday nights have a funny way of revealing what we really believe on Sunday mornings. — Mark Hart

Friday Funny Quotes By Abigail Roux: Men were trying to kill him, lions and

Men were trying to kill him, lions and tigers lived next door, his wife was on the warpath, and his son had brought home a man he loved. When — Abigail Roux

Friday Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: The Friday before winter break, my mom packed

The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school. — Rick Riordan

Friday Funny Quotes By Bob Seger: Well all of Chuck's children are out there

Well all of Chuck's children are out there playing his licks, get into your kicks. Come back baby, rock and roll never forgets. — Bob Seger

Friday Funny Quotes By Joseph Mohr: All is calm, all is bright.

All is calm, all is bright. — Joseph Mohr

Friday Funny Quotes By Benjamin Percy: The world is a sewer of lies. We're

The world is a sewer of lies. We're all up to our necks in the sweet shit of it. — Benjamin Percy

Friday Funny Quotes By The Covert Comic: Every Friday is black where I work.

Every Friday is black where I work. — The Covert Comic

Friday Funny Quotes By Lisa Samson: Movie Jesus is a whole lot different from

Movie Jesus is a whole lot different from Bible Jesus — Lisa Samson

Friday Funny Quotes By John Wesley: Singing is as much the language of holy

Singing is as much the language of holy joy as praying is of holy desire. — John Wesley

Friday Funny Quotes By John C. Hawkes: I was not typical. Whatever typical or normal

I was not typical. Whatever typical or normal is, I was somehow separated and different. — John C. Hawkes

Friday Funny Quotes By Stephen Chbosky: On Friday night, I was reading my new

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. — Stephen Chbosky

Friday Funny Quotes By Lisa Ann Walter: I will never be able to fix myself

I will never be able to fix myself enough to the point I like myself, so I just jumped to the point where I said, 'I like myself as I am.' — Lisa Ann Walter

Friday Funny Quotes By Erwin W. Lutzer: Only eternal values can give meaning to temporal

Only eternal values can give meaning to temporal ones. Time must be the servant of eternity. — Erwin W. Lutzer

Friday Funny Quotes By Julia Quinn: She'd met Colin on a Monday.She'd kissed him

She'd met Colin on a Monday.
She'd kissed him on a Friday.
Twelve years later.
She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic. — Julia Quinn

Friday Funny Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: But wine was the great assassin of both

But wine was the great assassin of both tradition and propriety, and now the Alethi elite danced with abandon. — Brandon Sanderson

Friday Funny Quotes By Louise Penny: No. It was almost impossible to electrocute someone

No. It was almost impossible to electrocute someone these days, unless you were the governor of Texas. — Louise Penny