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Here's my most funniest joke, I'm broke.
— Lil' Wayne
When you run, run to me
— Catherine Anderson
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
— George Bernard Shaw
The Blair government has lowered the standing of politics and politicians in our country.
— Kenneth Clarke
You can have it all. Just not all at once.
— Oprah Winfrey
Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.
— George Bernard Shaw
What do you call a rifle with three barrels?A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom
but our Lord was not silent. Even if he had been silent, my life until this day would have spoken of Him.
— Shusaku Endo
The funniest part of that joke is, 'say what you will about Hitler'.-to Ricky Gervais on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee — Jerry Seinfeld
I've heard about my size all my life. It makes you work that much harder. It's gratifying to prove them wrong.
— Marcus Giles
I'm not a sympathetic main character. My quirks are not lovable. I am not clumsy. I am not overwhelmed by life. I am not unlucky in love.
— Rahul Kanakia
Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo, which was the punch line to the funniest Spanish joke I knew. Okay, the only one. Google it.
— Cory Doctorow
I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool, the joke is always on her.
— Cristin Milioti
It must take the most incredible self-control, that stillness, that passivity; it must be exhausting.
— Paula Hawkins
You can never become rich unless you like rich people.
— Douglas Coupland