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Funny Accounting Year-end Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: A salary is, to a man's employer, what

A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Accounting Year-end Quotes By Joseph Heller: You've been unable to adjust to the idea

You've been unable to adjust to the idea of war.'
'Yes, sir.'
'You have a morbid aversion to dying. — Joseph Heller

Funny Accounting Year-end Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: It's hard to concentrate on answers with you

It's hard to concentrate on answers with you looking like that. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Funny Accounting Year-end Quotes By Roseanne Barr: I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't

I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference. — Roseanne Barr

Funny Accounting Year-end Quotes By C.D. Reiss: Nothing. You need nothing. I provide you with

Nothing. You need nothing. I provide you with what you need, and what I don't provide, you don't need. Think of it as a vacation from adulthood. — C.D. Reiss

Funny Accounting Year-end Quotes By Jana Aston: Hey, do you know why Adele crossed the

Hey, do you know why Adele crossed the road?"

"Nope."

"To say hello from the other side. — Jana Aston

Funny Accounting Year-end Quotes By JC Chasez: When I get bored, I'll zone out, and

When I get bored, I'll zone out, and I'll just sit in front of my computer and start writing any random song that comes to mind. — JC Chasez

Funny Accounting Year-end Quotes By Magic Johnson: People see me high-fivin' and smiling on the

People see me high-fivin' and smiling on the court, and they don't think that's me. But it is. I just want to go out and be myself. — Magic Johnson

Funny Accounting Year-end Quotes By Haruki Murakami: It's my motto for life. 'Walk slowly; drink

It's my motto for life. 'Walk slowly; drink lots of water. — Haruki Murakami

Funny Accounting Year-end Quotes By Chad Sweeney: Soaked in painmy suits remain standingwhen I take

Soaked in pain
my suits remain standing
when I take them off -
hollow men beside the closet,
a museum of days. — Chad Sweeney

Funny Accounting Year-end Quotes By Maggie Nelson: You've punctured my solitude, I told you.

You've punctured my solitude, I told you. — Maggie Nelson

Funny Accounting Year-end Quotes By Honore De Balzac: To those who have exhausted politics, nothing remains

To those who have exhausted politics, nothing remains but abstract thought. — Honore De Balzac

Funny Accounting Year-end Quotes By PJ Harvey: Shame is the shadow of love.

Shame is the shadow of love. — PJ Harvey