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I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks.
— Hayden Thorne
Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies.
— Shae Ross
This is Sailor Supergirl," George says. "She knows all about black holes.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
No bikinis on a first date." He nods. "I'm sure that's a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rantsand her calming presence and - hello, irony. — Elle Kennedy
She would have to ride the nightmare in her sleep. Only that would keep it material, or enable her to dematerialize with it.
— Piers Anthony
His eyes are a hazy swirl ofgray, like a thick mass of clouds gathering before an impending storm — Elle Kennedy
Scientist say that music can change the speed of a heartbeat. They failed to add: so can a text message.
— Holly Smale
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
You can't be trying to be funny. As an adult actor, sometimes I'll muddle it up by over-thinking things.
— David Walton
I'm waiting with baited breath to hear that silver tongue of yours.
— Jodie B. Cooper
You've got a big ego, Fuentes.""That's not all I've got. — Simone Elkeles
It's not really wine," he said. "It's Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send it back.
— Jennifer Echols
Boys don't gossip.""Pah! You don't know us as well as you think."
This was a disturbing prospect. — Jennifer Echols
He was telling war stories. The funny, innocuous ones that made everyone forget that war could leave you without fingers, or legs, or a soul.
— Sabrina Fedel
I DON'T KNOW! I HAVE NO FREAKIN' IDEA. I'M ONLY FIFTEEN. I want my mom.
— Jacquelyn Nicole Davis
It's funny how one life-changing event could make you forget what happiness felt like.
— Christie Cote
There's always time for arguin' when you're a Fuentes.
— Simone Elkeles
Can you put your hands on my crotch?""Why, hell no, I cannot." I didn't remember anything like this happening in Pride and Prejudice. — Jennifer Echols
The human body is the best work of art.
— Jess C. Scott
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.
— Tia Giacalone
I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it
— Elle Kennedy
Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to give people the finger without them knowing it.
— Jimmy Fallon
My humor is so dirty I could masturbate to it.
— Aleksandra Ninkovic
When I turn back to Jase, he's again beaming at me. "You're nice." He sounds pleased, as if he hadn't expected this aspect of my personality.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I'd enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber.
— Jennifer Echols
She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven't done in years - barnyard sounds.
— Simone Elkeles
I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.
— Tom Bodett
What's with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan.""I suspect I am a hooligan. — Simone Elkeles
Whoa, who was that?""Madison Stone," Kiara mutters.
"Introduce me to her."
"Why?"
Because I know it'll annoy the shit out of you. — Simone Elkeles
I squinted at her. "You're an adult." "You're an adult too." "But you're an older adult. You've had more practice." Mom leaned back and laughed.
— Ilona Andrews
A text pops up on the screen. It's from Luis. I can't help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message.Luis: Hey — Simone Elkeles
If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween ... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.
— Lewis Black
And all those things you listed right now, they'rethings Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy
Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut.
— Devon McCormack
Ben walks in the room and asks, "What were you guys doing?" Nikki says "Nothing" at the same time I say, "Your sister and I were just makin' out.
— Simone Elkeles
You look like a hot tamale.""That's not really a compliment. — Simone Elkeles
I wanted to remind you that you do not allow me to deliver boats, as I have been known to crash them.
— Jennifer Echols
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did.
— Simone Elkeles
Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me.
— Stacey Marie Brown
Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.
— Simone Elkeles
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
— Jean Baudrillard
