Funny Age Quotes
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Funny Age Quotes & Sayings
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Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book.
— Ronald Blythe
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
— Albert Einstein
I worried about playing God (in the movie Oh God). We're about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.
— George Burns
Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?
— Christy Leigh Stewart
A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.
— Ambrose Bierce
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'
— Claude Pepper
He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
— Dorothy Parker
She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late.
— Sophie Kinsella
I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.
— John C. Maxwell
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.
— Auliq Ice
They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.
— Doug Stanhope
Act your age, not your shoe size.
— Prince
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
— Joan Rivers
The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.
— Robert Benchley
Zeb was kindergarten teachera good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students. — Molly Harper
Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 2
— MaryAnne Tebedo
I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
— Chic Murray
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?
— Paul Merton
Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. — Steven Wright
Plans?" he snorted. "I'm ninety-three years old! Who in tarnation makes plans at my age? I could stop breathin' any minute now.
— Linda Howard
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
— Freddie Mercury
Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two.
— Danielle Lee Zwissler
You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show.
— Chelsea Handler
So you do read the papers. Usually kids your age need a bomb up their backsides, but it's good to see you've got your wits about you.
— Cecelia Ahern
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
— Zach Galifianakis
Age is a funny thing. So are appearances. Neither is relevant to what one knows, in my opinion.
— Darren T. Patrick
It's a funny thing, character, the way it brands people as they age, rising from within to leave its scar.
— Kate Morton
You know, sex at seventy-six is getting very dangerous for my health ... since I live at seventy-nine!
— Kensington Gore
I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.
— Nancy Astor
Do you remember what I forgot?
— Erica Goros
What do gardeners do when they retire?
— Bob Monkhouse
In the field, one quickly learns that everything that was funny at age ten is funny all over again.
— Neil Strauss