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Funny Airport Security Quotes By Shah Rukh Khan: If I talk to a girl, it's assumed

If I talk to a girl, it's assumed that I'm having a scene with her. If I don't, then it's assumed that I'm gay. — Shah Rukh Khan

Funny Airport Security Quotes By Various: Doctor, doctor! I have a serious problem. I

Doctor, doctor! I have a serious problem. I can never remember what I just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem? — Various

Funny Airport Security Quotes By Barbara Kingsolver: I wish I could go visit them and

I wish I could go visit them and talk in my own language, the English I knew before I grew thorns on my tongue. — Barbara Kingsolver

Funny Airport Security Quotes By Freya Stark: Time is the sea in which men grow,

Time is the sea in which men grow, are born, or die. — Freya Stark

Funny Airport Security Quotes By Tapan Ghosh: Life is a dilemma between living a lie

Life is a dilemma between living a lie and speaking one. — Tapan Ghosh

Funny Airport Security Quotes By Rachel Zoe: Hair is a huge part of who I

Hair is a huge part of who I am and what I obsess over - I've had long hair my entire life. — Rachel Zoe

Funny Airport Security Quotes By Eckhart Tolle: You are not a problem that needs solving.

You are not a problem that needs solving. — Eckhart Tolle

Funny Airport Security Quotes By Bryant McGill: Most people know nothing about freedom; only the

Most people know nothing about freedom; only the facsimile of freedom into which they were inculcated. — Bryant McGill

Funny Airport Security Quotes By Roger Daltrey: Rock n' roll seems to have changed society

Rock n' roll seems to have changed society much more than any politician, I think it really has. — Roger Daltrey

Funny Airport Security Quotes By Constantin Brancusi: Why talk about sculpture when I can photograph

Why talk about sculpture when I can photograph it? — Constantin Brancusi

Funny Airport Security Quotes By Zig Ziglar: Surround yourself with people who want the best

Surround yourself with people who want the best for you and the people you love! — Zig Ziglar

Funny Airport Security Quotes By Jaggi Vasudev: A child is a life that has not

A child is a life that has not gone too far away from the Creator. Know a child to know life. — Jaggi Vasudev

Funny Airport Security Quotes By BPHP STUDIOS: feeling of joy and high spirits.

feeling of joy and high spirits. — BPHP STUDIOS

Funny Airport Security Quotes By Stephen Fry: I don't need you to remind me of

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. — Stephen Fry