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Gentle reminder, Smile please.
— Vikrmn
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.
— Paul Stanley
Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone.
— Jim Carrey
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?
— Bill Hicks
It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going.
— Jim Jarmusch
It's funny how we all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon.
— Habeeb Akande
Our strength lies in our intensive attacks and our barbarity ... After all, who today remembers the genocide of the Armenians?
— Adolf Hitler
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time.
— Joe Girard
Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.
— John C. Maxwell
If you ask people if they enjoy crime novels, they'll say, 'Oh, my guilty pleasure is ... ' then name a really brilliant crime writer.
— Sophie Hannah
You gazed at the moon and fell in the gutter.
— Thomas Fuller
You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too.
— Phillip C. McGraw
Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
Hugging is a motion of hope.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me.
— Olivia Wilde
During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office.
— Dan Thompson
War, misery, and death spared no soul, and took pity on no family.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
He tried to get the Caddy to run some of the life-organizing protocols, but they were pretty useless without connectivity.
— Charlie Jane Anders
Innovation Big pain, no shame being same-to-same
— Praveen Kumar
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.
— Saurabh Sharma
Anyone I know who's almost died has come out of it, at least for a while, looking at things differently.
— Alan Alda
I'm saving my sick days for when I'm feeling better.
— Salma Hayek
Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.
— Carla H. Krueger
Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right.
— Henry Ford
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
— Frank Zappa
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
— Steven Wright
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach