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Funny And Sexy Quotes By Kayti McGee: She looks me dead in the face and

She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it. — Kayti McGee

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Kenya Wright: She held her hand out in front of

She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Bebe Neuwirth: The musical stuff I'd go up for was

The musical stuff I'd go up for was always funny, sexy, tough-as-nails, heart-of-gold characters. — Bebe Neuwirth

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Billy Connolly: So, have you heard about the oyster who

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel? — Billy Connolly

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Gene Siskel: Two things are not debatable: eroticism, and comedy.

Two things are not debatable: eroticism, and comedy. If you don't think it's sexy, or funny, there's no way I can change your mind. — Gene Siskel

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Jody Wallace: If he didn't want to be mauled by

If he didn't want to be mauled by a sex-starved woman who hadn't gotten any skin in months, he'd better keep his hands to himself. — Jody Wallace

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Reba McEntire: Being sexy is kind of funny to me.

Being sexy is kind of funny to me. — Reba McEntire

Funny And Sexy Quotes By S.K. Logsdon: But as an escort it's our duty to

But as an escort it's our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants. — S.K. Logsdon

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Mae West: Give a man free hands, and you'll know

Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them. — Mae West

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Nenia Campbell: When they figure out how to bottle up

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Emma Chase: You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!"

You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!" Kennedy hisses.
"And you have the chest of one. — Emma Chase

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Emma Chase: We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae

We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did. — Emma Chase

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Christine Baranski: I do think funny is like sexy. You're

I do think funny is like sexy. You're either funny and sexy, or you're not. — Christine Baranski

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Mel Smith: The funny thing is, London is an incredibly

The funny thing is, London is an incredibly interesting city. It's very sexy and it's very different, with the Thames winding through it like a snake. — Mel Smith

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Olivia Munn: I think it's always funny when somebody thinks

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't. — Olivia Munn

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Woody Allen: Sex without love is an empty experience, but

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. — Woody Allen

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Lucian Bane: What they saw was a hero baby. That's

What they saw was a hero baby. That's what you are. A survivor. A strong woman. Beautiful... Funny as hell... Sexy... Sweet... — Lucian Bane

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Jamie Farrell: A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love.

A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside. — Jamie Farrell

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Sophia Loren: Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. — Sophia Loren

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Kim Harrison: No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided

No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah. — Kim Harrison

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Neil Simon: Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent,

Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent, warm, and consistently sunny. Other than that, she doesn't impress me at all. — Neil Simon

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Meghan Ciana Doidge: I might be able to walk away from

I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call. — Meghan Ciana Doidge

Funny And Sexy Quotes By M. Leighton: Damn! Beautiful and funny. I can't wait to

Damn! Beautiful and funny. I can't wait to see what else you're hiding behind that sexy smile. — M. Leighton

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Bianca Giovanni: You ever tried sixty-nine, Lola? I think you'd

You ever tried sixty-nine, Lola? I think you'd like it. You're a good multi-tasker. — Bianca Giovanni

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Dannika Dark: I never arrive unannounced without something big and

I never arrive unannounced without something big and juicy in hand.
- Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark

Funny And Sexy Quotes By Katherine Pine: This wonderful, sexy, funny guy was completely psychotic.

This wonderful, sexy, funny guy was completely psychotic. And I was still holding his hand.
Even more surprisingly, I still didn't want to let go. — Katherine Pine