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Funny Animal Quotes By George D. Prentice: A man bitten by a dog, whether the

A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself. — George D. Prentice

Funny Animal Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an

Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Animal Quotes By Andie MacDowell: It kind of cracks me up when people

It kind of cracks me up when people say I'm hot because I just think that that's a term that I don't have to deal with anymore. — Andie MacDowell

Funny Animal Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: You will learn how much someone loved you,

You will learn how much someone loved you, by how quickly they dismiss you. — Shannon L. Alder

Funny Animal Quotes By Demetri Martin: When they were naming the animals, somebody got

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE! — Demetri Martin

Funny Animal Quotes By Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: Self knowledge is best learned not by contemplation,

Self knowledge is best learned not by contemplation, but by action. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Funny Animal Quotes By Drew Barrymore: I once took a poo in the woods

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME. — Drew Barrymore

Funny Animal Quotes By Robin Saxon: Oh, and Knievel stared you down, and you

Oh, and Knievel stared you down, and you gave in so quick." Jed laughed lowly, rubbing his hand over Redford's stomach. "You're now my cat's bitch. — Robin Saxon

Funny Animal Quotes By George Takei: I discovered that funny animal pictures - memes

I discovered that funny animal pictures - memes - would get a lot of likes and shares. — George Takei

Funny Animal Quotes By Erin Hunter: Maybe this is what she meant. Our survival

Maybe this is what she meant. Our survival is going to come under threat, and we need to . . . to grow and spread like the Blazing Star. — Erin Hunter

Funny Animal Quotes By T. Colin Campbell: Excessive animal protein is at the core of

Excessive animal protein is at the core of many chronic diseases. — T. Colin Campbell

Funny Animal Quotes By Robertson Davies: The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with

The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man. — Robertson Davies

Funny Animal Quotes By Thomas S. Monson: We find real joy when we keep the

We find real joy when we keep the Savior the focus of the season. — Thomas S. Monson

Funny Animal Quotes By Meryl Streep: I love acting, of course, but being with

I love acting, of course, but being with my husband and my children always brought me the greatest joy and happiness in life. — Meryl Streep

Funny Animal Quotes By PJ Harvey: I'm doing quite a lot of painting on

I'm doing quite a lot of painting on stones - little funny fish and animals. — PJ Harvey

Funny Animal Quotes By Jess C. Scott: I felt like an animal, and animals don't

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

Funny Animal Quotes By Sherman Alexie: If I wasn't writing poems, I'd be washing

If I wasn't writing poems, I'd be washing my hands all the time. — Sherman Alexie

Funny Animal Quotes By Jacques Deval: God loved the birds and invented trees. Man

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. — Jacques Deval

Funny Animal Quotes By John Green: Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.
How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? — John Green

Funny Animal Quotes By Adam McKay: Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals

Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals behaving as animals - always funny. — Adam McKay

Funny Animal Quotes By Bram Stoker: Ask me nothings as yet. When we have

Ask me nothings as yet. When we have breakfast, then I answer all questions. — Bram Stoker

Funny Animal Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I think animal crackers make people think that

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Animal Quotes By Elisabeth Elliot: Faith receives, day by day, what a loving

Faith receives, day by day, what a loving Heavenly Father apportions ... — Elisabeth Elliot

Funny Animal Quotes By Seth Czerepak: My dog hasn't said a word all day,

My dog hasn't said a word all day, he must have a lot on his mind — Seth Czerepak

Funny Animal Quotes By John Lyly: The soft droppes of rain perce the hard

The soft droppes of rain perce the hard marble. — John Lyly

Funny Animal Quotes By James M. Cain: A woman is a funny animal.

A woman is a funny animal. — James M. Cain

Funny Animal Quotes By Tryon Edwards: My books are my tools, and the greater

My books are my tools, and the greater their variety and perfection the greater the help to my literary work. — Tryon Edwards

Funny Animal Quotes By Les Dennis: Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw

Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?' — Les Dennis

Funny Animal Quotes By Publilius Syrus: To be always giving, is to encourage a

To be always giving, is to encourage a forcible taking when you refuse to give. — Publilius Syrus

Funny Animal Quotes By Thomas Nagel: What is it like to be a bat?

What is it like to be a bat? What is it like for a bat to be a bat? — Thomas Nagel

Funny Animal Quotes By Jacques-Yves Cousteau: May this continent, the last explored by humankind,

May this continent, the last explored by humankind, be the first one to be spared by humankind. — Jacques-Yves Cousteau

Funny Animal Quotes By Laini Taylor: From: Zuzana Subject: Miss Radio Silence To: Karou

From: Zuzana Subject: Miss Radio Silence To: Karou — Laini Taylor