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We impose the form of the old on the content of the new.
— Marshall McLuhan
Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!
— April Henry
What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man is Smoking a Five-Cent Cigar.
— Eugene Field
Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be.
— April Mae Monterrosa
Acting is an empty and usless profession.
— Marlon Brando
The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next.
— Glendon Swarthout
Whatever you think matters - doesn't. Follow this rule, and you will add decades to your life.
— Roger Rosenblatt
At the altitude of about 23,000 miles the satellite takes 23 hours and 56 minutes to orbit Earth. Earth takes 23 hours and 56 minutes to rotate.
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson