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Funny As Birthday Quotes By Larry David: I gave a funny speech at my wife's

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Kate DiCamillo: Furlough took him on a tour of the

Furlough took him on a tour of the castle to demonstrate the art of scurrying. — Kate DiCamillo

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Eshelle Butler: The revised edition of my book "A Woman

The revised edition of my book "A Woman Of Courage" is now available . — Eshelle Butler

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Steven Wright: For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her

For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. — Steven Wright

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Last year my birthday cake looked like a

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Hasil Paudyal: Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Steven Wright: Some friends of mine got me a sweater

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Ralph Kiner: On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. — Ralph Kiner

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Will Rogers: The older we get, the fewer things seem

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Jane Levy: I feel like I'll always feel that I

I feel like I'll always feel that I have so much to learn and I don't feel uncomfortable in my skin. — Jane Levy

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Padmasree Warrior: It makes me so much calmer when I'm

It makes me so much calmer when I'm responding to e-mails later. — Padmasree Warrior

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Pete Maravich: It's hard when your father's the coach. Sometimes

It's hard when your father's the coach. Sometimes you don't know where one leaves off and the other begins. — Pete Maravich

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I have no problems with buying tampons. I

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" — Jimmy Carr

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Russell Howard: She's 80 my nan, what do you want

She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!". — Russell Howard

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Bob Hope: Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.' — Bob Hope

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Taylor Gaskins: High school is worse than having to swim

High school is worse than having to swim through multiple prahana filled lakes- and that's before the truckload of homework. — Taylor Gaskins

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Prince: Act your age, not your shoe size.

Act your age, not your shoe size. — Prince

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen. — Jim Gaffigan

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Robert Orben: The best birthdays of all are those that

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. — Robert Orben

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Anne Burack Sayre: Better to have to retrace your steps and

Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all. — Anne Burack Sayre

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Christmas never would have caught on if it

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday. — Andy Borowitz

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Robert Green Ingersoll: To the wise man, to the wise nation,

To the wise man, to the wise nation, the mistakes of the past are the torches of the present. — Robert Green Ingersoll

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Eva Gabor: I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. — Eva Gabor

Funny As Birthday Quotes By James Rollins: A stunner ... reminds me of Tom Clancy

A stunner ... reminds me of Tom Clancy at his finest. — James Rollins

Funny As Birthday Quotes By Muhammad Ali: A man who views the world the same

A man who views the world the same ... — Muhammad Ali