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Rina's always claimed that I expect too little from life," Standard said.
"Then at least you'll never be disappointed. — James Sallis
"Then at least you'll never be disappointed. — James Sallis
I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.
— Shaquille O'Neal
Well," Loraz said, her voice as dry as the rest of her was not. "At least you still have clothes on.
— Laini Taylor
Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people.
— Nenia Campbell
You are not to say 'stink,' " interrupted Helen; "at least, you may say it, but you must pretend you are being funny while you say it.
— E. M. Forster
We may not be all that bright, Jace said, but at least we are alive.
— Cassandra Clare
They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.
— Doug Stanhope
If I don't get at least 1 email in any given hour, I begin to think my friends are conspiring against me.
— Tommy James
Maple thought optimistically that human beings, on their good days, weren't much dimmer than sheep. Or at least, not much dimmer than dim sheep.
— Leonie Swann
I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least parachutes that pop out of our butts.
— John Zakour
Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.
— Craig Ferguson
I glared at Christian as the blood smeared around. "You could have at least licked it."
He smirked darkly. "I hear that all too often. — Dannika Dark
He smirked darkly. "I hear that all too often. — Dannika Dark
That's got to be a ten blowjob movie, at least.
— K.C. Burn
Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or minus the facts.
— Stephen Colbert
You see, we're America the Beautiful, not "America Well At Least She Has A Great Personality".
— Stephen Colbert
So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.
— Todd Solondz
It is best one should quote what one doesn't understand at all in the language one knows the least
— Voltaire
The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.
— Steve Coogan
If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair!
— S.C. Stephens
I'd rather have rabies than be in love."
"Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston
"Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston
I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter..
— Drew Carey
I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.
— Sarah Silverman
I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.
— Demetri Martin
A funny little literary article in the hand is worth at least three Critiques of Pure Reason in the bush.
— Aldous Huxley
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Whereas shame let out can lead to freedom, or at least to a funny story, which is a sort of freedom too.
— Jon Ronson
A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes.
— Ralph Klein
Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of.
— Maya Angelou
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
— Franklin P. Jones
What I like best is a book that's at least funny once in awhile.
— J.D. Salinger