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Funny Award Quotes & Sayings

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Funny Award Quotes By Jackie Curtis: I am not a boy, not a girl,

I am not a boy, not a girl, I am not gay, not straight, I am not a drag queen, not a transsexual - I am just me, Jackie. — Jackie Curtis

Funny Award Quotes By Denis Leary: I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh. It's almost too funny to get an award. — Denis Leary

Funny Award Quotes By Rebecca McNutt: You're not exactly up for the Humanitarian of

You're not exactly up for the Humanitarian of the Year award, so save your altruism for someone who can't see through you like cellophane. — Rebecca McNutt

Funny Award Quotes By George Q. Cannon: Children of polygamists besides being equally as bright

Children of polygamists besides being equally as bright and brighter intellectually, are much more healthy and strong. — George Q. Cannon

Funny Award Quotes By Brian Spellman: Most leave to be on time, thus always

Most leave to be on time, thus always late. — Brian Spellman

Funny Award Quotes By Joan Rivers: The people voting for the Oscars are so

The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse. — Joan Rivers

Funny Award Quotes By Tracey Emin: When I am ill or upset he jumps

When I am ill or upset he jumps up on to the bed to curl up close beside me. But if I am in bed with a hangover he will have nothing to do with me. — Tracey Emin

Funny Award Quotes By Stephen Dorff: I liked getting the best villain award. I

I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny. — Stephen Dorff

Funny Award Quotes By Jack Benny: I don't deserve this award, but I have

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. — Jack Benny

Funny Award Quotes By John Thune: We are spending more as a percentage of

We are spending more as a percentage of our entire economy, almost 25 percent, than we have spent at any time since the end of World War II. — John Thune

Funny Award Quotes By Daniel Humm: I have fond memories from growing up in

I have fond memories from growing up in Switzerland and drinking a glass of warm milk with a spoonful of honey before bed. — Daniel Humm

Funny Award Quotes By Marcus Tullius Cicero: Dissimulation creeps gradually into the minds of men.

Dissimulation creeps gradually into the minds of men. — Marcus Tullius Cicero