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Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke
— Rachel Cohn
Mardi Gras, baby. Mardi Gras. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.
— Harvey Diamond
But then again, theywere like baby Einsteins on crack. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Oh baby", Madoc groaned to the girl next to him. "Snickers ain't the only thing king sized.
— Penelope Douglas
If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
— Jerry Coleman
If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain.
— Jimmy Reed
I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
— Louis C.K.
What is this Sweet Home Alabama? You have a baby. In a bar.
— Kristen Proby
I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.
— Jim Norton
FYI, baby, havin' your attitude back is so far from annoying, it's not fuckin' funny.
— Kristen Ashley
Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!" Dee shrieked. "My eyes!
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.
— Doug Stanhope
She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.
— Dave Attell
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.
— Henny Youngman
A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler
— Margaret Mitchell
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There ain't no "baby mama drama" up in this Vortex, homie!
— Esther Hicks
I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney.
— Noel Gallagher
Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic!
— Olivia Newport
Have you had your first baby yet? I might have one myself, once they find a way for the man to carry it around the first nine months.
— Joe Haldeman
Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name.
— Jasinda Wilder
I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!
— Lisa Lampanelli
Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"
— Billy Connolly
