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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
— Steven Wright
You had lots of visitors, but they were all quiet.""Oh real funny. Tease the blind man."
~Trella to Logan, pg. 114-115 — Maria V. Snyder
There's no way that you're real, she murmured to his crotch.
— Rose Wynters
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
— Steven Wright
When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them.
— Jake M. Johnson
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?
— Natasha Leggero
I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
It was unbelievable. She was standing there, staring at him like he was a real rock star.
— Kami Garcia
The only real significance she had attached to the memory was that it was funny what stuck with you.
— David Foster Wallace
Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all the others are games.
— Ernest Hemingway,
For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.
— Darynda Jones
It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.
— Seth Green
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.
— Greg Giraldo
You never think of films being really creepy that you're in because you just remember the funny stuff.
— Pell James
No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah.
— Kim Harrison
I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008.
— Mitch Hedberg
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
— Carol Burnett
The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.
— Jack Paar
It's weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I'm expected to be humorous on talk shows.
— Ben Stiller
The first time I saw a mermaid in my dream, and she looked so real...THAT.'s fishy!!
— Ana Claudia Antunes
Real men don't lift weights, they lift women.
— Every Male Ballet Dancer
So now live for real, Craig. Live. Live. Live. Live.
— Ned Vizzini
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
— C.S. Lewis
Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.
— Marlon Wayans
So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious.'
— Shailene Woodley
Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
Anything that's really grounded in humanity and is real, but just happens to be faux pas, or just really shouldn't be funny, I like it.
— Rockmond Dunbar
Memories are funny things. Sometimes they're real, but other times they change into what we want them to be,
— Nicholas Sparks
It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
— Jerry Coleman
Be careful, though.""Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. — Veronica Roth
I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.
— Dave Barry
To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.
— Ted Danson
I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
— Fee Scott
One of the many downsides to being a drug addict is never really knowing if the stuff is real.
— Rebecca McNutt
Is that a space?No, it's a hydrant. — Becky Albertalli
Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'.
— Lauren DeStefano
I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work,
— Eugene Levy
I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny.
— Morgan Freeman
Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! — Lisi Harrison
I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy.
— Ben Barnes
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs.
— Milton Jones
Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life.
— Dennis Conner
I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.
— Paula Danziger
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If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."
— Mitch Hedberg
I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
— Zach Galifianakis
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.
— Aaron McGruder
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.
— Mitch Hedberg
That was magic for you, right? The thing about magic, the real kind: it didn't make excuses, and it was never funny.
— Lev Grossman
