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Funny Black Humor Quotes By Tim Vine: Black holes. I don't know what people see

Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. Exit signs? They're on their way out. — Tim Vine

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: When you go to a bar that has

When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Lewis Black: If I wanted to be bored by 6,000

If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times. — Lewis Black

Funny Black Humor Quotes By George Herbert: Health without money is halfe an ague.

Health without money is halfe an ague. — George Herbert

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Olivia Cunning: Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're

Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen — Olivia Cunning

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Mary Daly: I had explained that a woman's asking for

I had explained that a woman's asking for equality in the church would be comparable to a black person's demanding equality in the Ku Klux Klan — Mary Daly

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Milton Jones: I got arrested for playing chess in the

I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it. — Milton Jones

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Lazaro Hernandez: He says black, I say white and we

He says black, I say white and we do grey — Lazaro Hernandez

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Rachel Caine: Who's your daddy?'Myrnin stared at him as if

Who's your daddy?'
Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excuse me? — Rachel Caine

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Rita Rudner: All men look nerdy in black socks and

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals. — Rita Rudner

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Natasha Leggero: Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he

Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now. — Natasha Leggero

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Lewis Black: Just relax and breathe through your ass.

Just relax and breathe through your ass. — Lewis Black

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Kaje Harper: You've been all black and white, like Kansas.

You've been all black and white, like Kansas. It's time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors. — Kaje Harper

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Fyodor Dostoyevsky: Hang your merit. I don't seek anyone's approbation.

Hang your merit. I don't seek anyone's approbation. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Lewis Black: North Korea is the country that the monkeys

North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from. — Lewis Black

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Marilyn Frye: I wish you would grow to the understanding

I wish you would grow to the understanding that you choose heterosexuality. — Marilyn Frye

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Tricia Owens: How's your head?" the larger man asked."Do me

How's your head?" the larger man asked.
"Do me a favor and cut it off," Black muttered. "It's more pain than it's worth right
now. — Tricia Owens

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Doug Stanhope: At least black people knew when they were

At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless. — Doug Stanhope

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Anne Bishop: And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two

And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two legs and small fangs, there was much that was feline in that one, and he approved. — Anne Bishop

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: Better know nothing than half-know many things.

Better know nothing than half-know many things. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Religion is like a blind man looking in

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it. — Oscar Wilde

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Gretchen Wilson: I still fit in with the hillbillies!

I still fit in with the hillbillies! — Gretchen Wilson

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Chick Hearn: I've got to be right on top of

I've got to be right on top of the action, or else all those people watching the game will say, 'This guy's not very good.' — Chick Hearn

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Toba Beta: The baby's beauty lies on its' pure-hearted.

The baby's beauty lies on its' pure-hearted. — Toba Beta

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Warren Buffett: We simply attempt to be fearful when others

We simply attempt to be fearful when others are greedy and to be greedy only when others are fearful. — Warren Buffett

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Nicole McKay: Blankets are good to carry around if you

Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone. — Nicole McKay

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Frankie Boyle: Why is it that it's okay to call

Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"? — Frankie Boyle

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Barack Obama: I never regret anything ... I just lie

I never regret anything ... I just lie about it or change the story. — Barack Obama

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Young Thug: I'm pretty sure JAY Z don't wanna rap

I'm pretty sure JAY Z don't wanna rap right now. — Young Thug

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Issa Rae: I hate to say it but I hate

I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it's just not funny. — Issa Rae

Funny Black Humor Quotes By George Lopez: Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain

Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through! — George Lopez

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Candace Bushnell: Remember the stories you used to write? About

Remember the stories you used to write? About that billionaire. You made fun of his fingers! Woo-hooo. 'Short-fingered vulgarian,' you called him. — Candace Bushnell

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Russell Simmons: Needing nothing really is the ultimate goal. And

Needing nothing really is the ultimate goal. And to have nothing to do with things. — Russell Simmons

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Josh Stern: Don't you wish we all lived in black

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Lewis Black: If you don't drink 56 bottles of water

If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass. — Lewis Black

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Henny Youngman: My wife has a black belt in shopping.

My wife has a black belt in shopping. — Henny Youngman

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Enrique Pena Nieto: To get elected in Mexico today, you have

To get elected in Mexico today, you have to compete like any democracy, and you don't do that by being manipulated. — Enrique Pena Nieto

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Lewis Black: Well first of all, I'd just like to

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap. — Lewis Black

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Dean Koontz: All of us are cowards at some time

All of us are cowards at some time in our lives... — Dean Koontz

Funny Black Humor Quotes By Stuart Sutherland: Is impossible to specify what [consciousness] is, what

Is impossible to specify what [consciousness] is, what it does, or why it evolved. Nothing worth reading has been written on it. — Stuart Sutherland

Funny Black Humor Quotes By The Covert Comic: Every Friday is black where I work.

Every Friday is black where I work. — The Covert Comic