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Funny Blow Up Quotes By Dan Pearce: Sometimes we need to look at everything going

Sometimes we need to look at everything going wrong in our lives and admit to ourselves, I am the only common denominator here. — Dan Pearce

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Kristen Schaal: Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free. — Kristen Schaal

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: The less you need, the more you live

The less you need, the more you live — Benny Bellamacina

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Brandon Nolta: Who wants to blow up a bridge with

Who wants to blow up a bridge with me? — Brandon Nolta

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Rob Thomas: Bursting into flame would definitely blow my cover.

Bursting into flame would definitely blow my cover. — Rob Thomas

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Spencer Abraham: There was a Republican majority of the Senate,

There was a Republican majority of the Senate, and it tempered the nature of the nominations being made. — Spencer Abraham

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Ana Claudia Antunes: I tried to blow a yellow jacket out

I tried to blow a yellow jacket out and now it's wearing a bow tie in its mouth. — Ana Claudia Antunes

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Me: An understanding that brought me uncertainty. A knowledge

An understanding that brought me uncertainty. A knowledge that plagued me with doubt — Me

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Steve Merrick: Well if its the right way round she

Well if its the right way round she should push thats all. — Steve Merrick

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Nenia Campbell: Well blow me down with a solar flare.

Well blow me down with a solar flare. — Nenia Campbell

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Marissa Meyer: You mean she doesn't intend to blow me

You mean she doesn't intend to blow me up before the ceremony?" said Kai,taking the box."How disappointing. — Marissa Meyer

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Henny Youngman: A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up

A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe! — Henny Youngman

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Steven Wright: I'd like to sing you a song now

I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring." — Steven Wright

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Mira Grant: If you so much as look at her

If you so much as look at her funny, I'll blow your fucking face off. We clear? Good. — Mira Grant

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Christopher Buehlman: That was a mean thought, and not funny

That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head. — Christopher Buehlman

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Courtney Summers: Everyone should knowthere's no such thing as a

Everyone should know
there's no such thing as a decent human being. It's just an illusion. And when it's gone, it's really gone. — Courtney Summers

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Brian Celio: I wish my nose would blow me for

I wish my nose would blow me for once. — Brian Celio

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Mohlalefi J Motsima: I have only one way to blow the

I have only one way to blow the steam off, i make money, you spend money thats funny,now i'm smilling like thats honey — Mohlalefi J Motsima

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Gabrielle Evans: Still nothing," Raven answered "This is shitty. We

Still nothing," Raven answered "This is shitty. We are going to have to invest in heat sensors. These motion detectors blow Satan's left nut. — Gabrielle Evans

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: His breath is so bad why every time

His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Lauren Baker: I'm good at blowjob.

I'm good at blowjob. — Lauren Baker

Funny Blow Up Quotes By William Congreve: I know that's a secret, for it's whispered

I know that's a secret, for it's whispered everywhere. — William Congreve

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Richard C. Armitage: Monet was like a conductor. He painted with

Monet was like a conductor. He painted with quite a straight arm and used bold strokes. — Richard C. Armitage

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Rachel Vincent: I didn't know if I could stop her

I didn't know if I could stop her with one blow. But I could whack the crap out of her. — Rachel Vincent

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Meg Cabot: You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't

You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is wrong with you? — Meg Cabot

Funny Blow Up Quotes By Fredrik Backman: It's much more difficult to have conflict when

It's much more difficult to have conflict when there are cookies around. — Fredrik Backman

Funny Blow Up Quotes By J.M. Coetzee: Strictly speaking, my interest is not in legal

Strictly speaking, my interest is not in legal rights for animals but in a change of heart towards animals. — J.M. Coetzee